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#1


On and on and on and on, what side are you on?

In true electoral fashion, I will not waste time focusing on my issues. Although if you have a penchant for sensitive, liberal petit bourgeois white kids, you would be making a huge mistake by not voting for me; DonGlover, Bradulator, BladeSlinger, Cb4rabid, et al. can testify as to just how sensitive I can be. And check my bling.



Without further ado...


tyler_j
Do you guys seriously want a president whom you've not heard of? What kind of impact has this faceless user made on your life? I'm offended that I'm even expected to entertain the notion of him posing a serious threat.

Deliriumbassist
This user is a former mod with little to no ethics. I don't know about you, but I don't want a president with noodz circulating representing the website I frequent. Have you no shame? And he's a former mod -- meaning he has friends in high places. I sincerely fear that he will abuse his cyberpower to help his cyberbuddies. Not a chance.

minkaro
He's a fucking mink.

Mistress Ibanez
She'll be too busy getting her fancy degrees to properly lead this website.

SlackerBabbath
He, uh... well, okay. Just don't vote for him plz.

Thrashtastic15
He's mean. See:



Jackal58
He failed to produce anything of note last term. Have we learned nothing from the past? And he's also mean.

due 07
Sensitive, liberal, hip, charming, tall, awkward quirky, punx, honest, etc... did I mention the perks of my youthful exuberance?

Mac2322
Claims to live in Colombia, yet has offered no proof of residency. Ever. I'm afraid he just isn't trustworthy, fellas.



Staff
zgr0826 -- Campaign Manager
necrosis1193 -- Personal Adviser
spitonastranger -- Chief Of Staff
slipknot5678 -- Secretary of State
PaulyVengeance -- Head of Public relations
Snowman388 -- Ambassador to China
Bradulator -- Senior Director of Pun
Jackal58 -- Senior

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Testimonials

"Your nomination is a victory for every too skinny 16 year old white boy hipster!"
-spitonastranger

"The guy is a bit of a tool, but if I don't see him posting in a thread, ripping someone to shreds for saying stupid things, it makes me all sad inside!"
-PaulyVengeance

"I guess I have to endorse due, because if it weren't for this thread I wouldn't have gotten blung!"
-Mr. █▐▌█▐▌

"[Due] has the rare combination of smug elitism and being a nice dude!"
-GoodCharloteSux
Last edited by due 07 at Sep 25, 2011,
#3
Quote by genghisgandhi
I created both those pics

But seriously, vote for thrash.

How could my own unofficial PR rep be lobbying for such a bombastic curmudgeon?

It's rough out there.
#4
Why should we vote for a guy who can't even be on time? Why I never.
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#5
Quote by Kensai
Why should we vote for a guy who can't even be on time? Why I never.

Time zones? Yeah, a vote for me is a vote for time zones!
#10
Quote by chaos13
I know who I'm voting for this election.


Quote by Jon777
It's this time of year again? Man... I need to keep up with the going-ons of the Pit.

Anyway, probably gonna vote for Slacker. 'Cause he's awesome.

I said plz don't. I will literally post a picture of me doing anything you want. Anything.
#11
I asked Mr. Bassist, so, to you, I put forth the same question:

What can you offer lowly and unpopular pit users, like myself?
#13
Quote by due 07

I said plz don't. I will literally post a picture of me doing anything you want. Anything.

If you print out the cover of Slipknot's self titled and post a pic of you holding it, WITH OUT a look of malice or anger or whatever, I'll vote for you.
Last edited by genghisgandhi at Sep 22, 2011,
#14
Maoist, Stalinist, Leninist, Obamist, Marxist, homaseckshual. I will never vote for your kind.
PM me for newts
#15
Quote by UntilISleep
Fuck you I'm voting for thrash

But he's mean!
Quote by PaulyVengeance
I asked Mr. Bassist, so, to you, I put forth the same question:

What can you offer lowly and unpopular pit users, like myself?

I'll let you ride my coattail on my way to e-glory.
#17
Quote by genghisgandhi
If you print out the cover of Slipknot's self titled and post a pic of you holding it, WITH OUT a look of malice or anger or whatever, I'll vote for you.

I'm not a miracle worker, but I'll see what I can do.
#18
Quote by due 07
Time zones? Yeah, a vote for me is a vote for time zones!

Why would I vote for time zones? They make me sleepy when I'm out travelling. Down with this sort of thing.
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#19
Quote by due 07
But he's mean!

I'll let you ride my coattail on my way to e-glory.


UG needs an alpha male like him leading it


you puss ass
#20
Quote by PaulyVengeance
Hmm, tempting...


But not enough.

I'll officially recognize Pauly's Misfits as a sovereign, independent state.
#22
You spelled Colombia wrong. I should kill you.
My signature lacks content. It is, however, blue.
#23
Yawn...

This site needs a president to lead it?

That's pretty funny. As soon as I stop laughing, I'm going back to playing my guitar.
#24
Quote by due 07
I said plz don't. I will literally post a picture of me doing anything you want. Anything.


anything?

but you're only 16. so no vote for you.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#25
Due 07, I like you as a candidate and everything, but who is your champion? Who will represent you in the duals that come with your office?


Quote by KG6_Steven
Yawn...

This site needs a president to lead it?

That's pretty funny. As soon as I stop laughing, I'm going back to playing my guitar.



You've been here since 2006 and haven't seen an election?
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
Last edited by tayroar at Sep 22, 2011,
#26
Quote by due 07
I'll officially recognize Pauly's Misfits as a sovereign, independent state.



The misfits are currently on hiatus, due to the subject "CoCoPoPz" not using the site since September 8th.


Anything else?
#27
Quote by MAC2322
You spelled Colombia wrong. I should kill you.



You spelled Colombia right. We should, uh, make you drink some Colombian coffee crystals... without first rehydrating them in water!
#30
Slacker gonna win it.
"The man that hath no music in himself, nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds, is fit for treasons, stratagems, and spoils. The motions of his spirit are dull as night, and his affections dark as Erebus. Let no such man be trusted."
#31
Quote by Dirge Humani
Write in Durge Humani.

With a u.


i'm gonna do this, provided you explain why it has to be with a u.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#33
Hmm, on second thought, I may not be voting for you.

What position of power can you offer me in order to win over my vote?
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Lucid Dreaming Thread
#36
Quote by jetfuel495
Due can fuck my bitches and have my votes. All of the votes.

And he should have yours too.


This interests me. So if I vote for Due 07 he can pleasure my woman and I can read a book or something?
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#37
Quote by cornmancer
Mr. 07, is there any truth to the rumor that you tried to have sex with Twilight Sparkle?

Hey man, she came on to me! I snapped some pictures, if you're interested.

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Quote by PaulyVengeance
The misfits are currently on hiatus, due to the subject "CoCoPoPz" not using the site since September 8th.


Anything else?

I'll bring him back! And listen to your problems.

More importantly, I will outlaw posting everything in an obnoxious color.
Quote by theogonia777
anything?

but you're only 16. so no vote for you.

Sixteen is legal in my state.
Quote by MAC2322
You spelled Colombia wrong. I should kill you.

No I didn't. More lies and dishonesty from you; I'm not surprised.
#38
Quote by due 07

No I didn't. More lies and dishonesty from you; I'm not surprised.


Don't mess with me, Due.
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#39
Quote by MAC2322
Don't mess with me, Due.

Empty threats? I can't say I didn't expect this...
Quote by chaos13
Hmm, on second thought, I may not be voting for you.

What position of power can you offer me in order to win over my vote?

Assistant to the UG President.
Quote by tayroar
This interests me. So if I vote for Due 07 he can pleasure my woman and I can read a book or something?

It would not be appropriate for me to comment on this particular matter. But yes.
#40
I'll vote for you if you take a picture of yourself smiling, saluting the American flag (and not the one fingered salute either), with a picture of George W. Bush in the background, and with a "Support Our Troops" bandanna on.