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#1
Vote for me or I'll pee in your pool. If you don't have a pool vote for me and I'll get you one.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#3
What if we don't have a pool and we don't vote for you? Will you buy us a pool and then pee in it?
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#5
Jackal doesn't care about black people.
Quote by Ian_the_fox
You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#8
SGT. HARTMAN: Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?
COWBOY: Sir, Texas, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!! Do you suck dicks!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: Are you a peter-puffer!?
COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!
SGT. HARTMAN: I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!!
#9
Jackal58 has a wife and kids. He has gotten laid, how much further from the voting base can he get?
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#11
Quote by CPDmusic
PITSTAPO ATTACK


Due 07 was on seal team 6, Due 07 killed Bin Laden.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#12
You said you didn't want to re-run, so I threw my support to Slacker.
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#15
Quote by tayroar
Due 07 was on seal team 6, Due 07 killed Bin Laden.

That's a blatant lie. Due is too liberal to be anywhere near war. I can see through your bullshit propaganda. So far, my vote is not claimed.
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#16
Quote by L2112Lif
He pulled a Taft. Taft, by the way, was president when Jackal was 20.

Taft threw in the towel when Teddy formed the Bull-Moose Progressive Party.
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#18
Quote by DonGlover
That's a blatant lie. Due is too liberal to be anywhere near war. I can see through your bullshit propaganda. So far, my vote is not claimed.

If you don't vote for DB you're a communist
pinga
#19
No way. I'm still waiting on last year's pool, prez.

DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!


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TURN OFF YOUR MIND RELAX AND FLOAT DOWNSTREAM

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My God, this must be the smartest/greatest guy ever.
#22
Quote by DonGlover
That's a blatant lie. Due is too liberal to be anywhere near war. I can see through your bullshit propaganda. So far, my vote is not claimed.


It's a cover man, he who serves in Seal Team 6 has to pretend to not be in Seal Team 6. Especially when you're messing up Bin Laden. Due is also part Superman.

Also Jackal58 supports a reestablishment of necromancy in the mages guild
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
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#23
Quote by entity0009
What if we don't have a pool and we don't vote for you? Will you buy us a pool and then pee in it?

Seeing as I'll probably end up taking that route, I'd also like to know this.
#24
Quote by Cb4rabid
If you don't vote for DB you're a communist

Well DB is giving off a Fascist vibe and I don't like it. Call me what you want, but insults won't win my vote.

Quote by tayroar
It's a cover man, he who serves in Seal Team 6 has to pretend to not be in Seal Team 6. Especially when you're messing up Bin Laden. Due is also part Superman.

Also Jackal58 supports a reestablishment of necromancy in the mages guild

Pfft. Due's as yellow as a lemon. He wouldn't last a day in the military and this false bravado he's putting on isn't fooling anyone. However, my vote is not going to Jackal, or should I say Jackshit, as that's all he's done.
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#27
Quote by mulefish
I want a position of power. Can this be done?

Absolutely.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#28

Hey folks, Ronald Reagan here. When I ran against Jackal for high school student body president, he'd been in office for nigh on a year and had yet to do anything of note.
It was time for change then and it's time for change now.

If you want the Pit to be fun again, to offer laughs at any time of day or night, and bustle with lively and fruitful intellectual debates, vote for my buddy Deliriumbassist.

He may not be a Hollywood big shot like SlackerBabbath, or a Wall Street power player like due07, but he's got integrity and good ol' down home common sense. In these troubled times ain't that what we need the most in our leadership?

Deliriumbassist: It's morning in the Pit again.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#29
Must. Obey. Reagan.

But. Want. Vote. OldmanJackal.
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You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

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You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

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You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#30
i've been waiting for a candidate who doesn't give a fuck.

i'm sold.
Quote by Scutchington
I like this guy, he's UG's Greek, and he just told your ass in two paragraphs. And I once spent 5 minutes watching his avatar.


A Brain Malfunction

We'll Never Admit As Defeat
#32
Quote by ErikLensherr

Hey folks, Ronald Reagan here. When I ran against Jackal for high school student body president, he'd been in office for nigh on a year and had yet to do anything of note.
It was time for change then and it's time for change now.

If you want the Pit to be fun again, to offer laughs at any time of day or night, and bustle with lively and fruitful intellectual debates, vote for my buddy Deliriumbassist.

He may not be a Hollywood big shot like SlackerBabbath, or a Wall Street power player like due07, but he's got integrity and good ol' down home common sense. In these troubled times ain't that what we need the most in our leadership?

Deliriumbassist: It's morning in the Pit again.

Ronald Reagan is dead.
The only thing he ever changed was his depends.
The only thing Ben has is crabs.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#33
Quote by tayroar
Jackal58 has a wife and kids. He has gotten laid, how much further from the voting base can he get?

I call bullshit, his wife was a con-artist. She would pretend to be a surrogate mother and then she'd run off with the kids. Jackal is a virgin.
#34
Quote by due 07
Extortion?

Yep. Better than what you're offering. Lies!!!!!!
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#35
I am not voting for you.............................................................I am not voting for anybody.
Thor! Odin's son Protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate Your destiny awaits Thor! Hlödyn's son Protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate Ragnarök awaits


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#37
Quote by Jackal58
Absolutely.

Excellent. Give me a cool title, those promised beers and wenches, and you have yourself a vote!
RIP Gooze

cats
#39
Quote by KTFM
Jackal58 is old.

You know who else would be old if they were still alive? Hitler.

tyler_j: Because Jackal58 is practically Hitler.

DB is practically Hitler. Jackal58 is practically dead.
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#40
If I don't have a pool, and you get me one, will you then pee in it?
No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable


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