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#1
Jackal did shit as our president, so the clear choice in this election is the all-intelligent, all-beautiful, feminist, Mistress_Ibanez!

And if you vote for Mistress_Ibanez, I can guarantee, The Pit will be a better place this coming year!


You're welcome


Also


No adbot supporting idiots in Suzie's campaign thread.


Now you may join her official group
Guitars:
-Gibson Les Paul Custom Shop Silverburst (Invader/'59)
-Fender Standard Telecaster HH Black (SH-5/'59)
-Fender Standard Stratocaster HH White (Nazgul/'59)
-Austin Guitars Les Paul Goldtop Copy (Distortion/'59)
-Ovation ApplauseAE44II Elite Black Acoustic


Amps/Cabs
-Peavey 6505+
-Peavey Stereo Chorus 2x12 Combo
-Behringer Ultracoustic ACX450 1x8 Acoustic Combo
-Marshall MX2x12 Cabinet


Wayyyyy too many effects pedals...
Last edited by MusicMan24 at Sep 23, 2011,
#4
Sucking up to girls on the internet can only take you so far. I, however, stand for the honest user.
#7
i'm not voting for her because she's a big mean dummy!
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#8
If you give Suzy your vote she'll kick your ass for being nice to her.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#10
I don't see how she's going to run all this shit while she's in the kitchen.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

Quote by lexanirider78
You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

Quote by SeveralSpecies
I waited for the rape.

...


...but the rape never came
#13
Don't be drawn in by the boobs, a simple google image search will yield you far finer breasts. Plus you don't really want to give a woman a position of power, do you? What are we, Germans?
#15
Quote by Ostinattos
^who the **** is tyler_j ????


Just what I was thinking.

Quote by RU Experienced?
Don't be drawn in by the boobs, a simple google image search will yield you far finer breasts. Plus you don't really want to give a woman a position of power, do you? What are we, Americans?


I'm sure Suzie's boobs are much finer than your 'google image boobs'.

Also, f'xd
Guitars:
-Gibson Les Paul Custom Shop Silverburst (Invader/'59)
-Fender Standard Telecaster HH Black (SH-5/'59)
-Fender Standard Stratocaster HH White (Nazgul/'59)
-Austin Guitars Les Paul Goldtop Copy (Distortion/'59)
-Ovation ApplauseAE44II Elite Black Acoustic


Amps/Cabs
-Peavey 6505+
-Peavey Stereo Chorus 2x12 Combo
-Behringer Ultracoustic ACX450 1x8 Acoustic Combo
-Marshall MX2x12 Cabinet


Wayyyyy too many effects pedals...
Last edited by MusicMan24 at Sep 23, 2011,
#16
Do I really have to vote?
Thor! Odin's son Protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate Your destiny awaits Thor! Hlödyn's son Protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate Ragnarök awaits


E-ARCH NEMESIS of girlgerms007
#17
Quote by KTFM
Your next president.


No he's not. I don't know who he is. You know who else's identity I don't know? Jack the Ripper. How due I know tyler_j isn't Jack the Ripper? I can't. That's why you should vote due 07, because he doesn't torture and mutilate hookers.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#20
Quote by tayroar
No he's not. I don't know who he is. You know who else's identity I don't know? Jack the Ripper. How due I know tyler_j isn't Jack the Ripper? I can't. That's why you should vote due 07, because he doesn't torture and mutilate hookers.


You've been brainwashed
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#21
Quote by due 07
Who the **** is tyler_i?


We're all trying to figure that out.
Guitars:
-Gibson Les Paul Custom Shop Silverburst (Invader/'59)
-Fender Standard Telecaster HH Black (SH-5/'59)
-Fender Standard Stratocaster HH White (Nazgul/'59)
-Austin Guitars Les Paul Goldtop Copy (Distortion/'59)
-Ovation ApplauseAE44II Elite Black Acoustic


Amps/Cabs
-Peavey 6505+
-Peavey Stereo Chorus 2x12 Combo
-Behringer Ultracoustic ACX450 1x8 Acoustic Combo
-Marshall MX2x12 Cabinet


Wayyyyy too many effects pedals...
#22
What's his avatar? That's the only way I identify people these days.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#23
Quote by Trowzaa
What's his avatar? That's the only way I identify people these days.


I don't know, probably a dead hooker, though.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#26
Quote by Trowzaa
You've been brainwashed

We'll be dueing the brainwashing around these parts.
___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#27
Quote by KTFM
As an Australian, it is your obligation to vote for tyler_j.



ok then i will vote for no one else but Tyler_J
Thor! Odin's son Protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate Your destiny awaits Thor! Hlödyn's son Protector of mankind Ride to meet your fate Ragnarök awaits


E-ARCH NEMESIS of girlgerms007
#28
Quote by WCPhils
We'll be dueing the brainwashing around these parts.


The only thing you'll be dueing is my mother


EDIT: Fuck.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#29
^^
Tyler_J doesn't exist! How many times do i have to tell you?
Guitars:
-Gibson Les Paul Custom Shop Silverburst (Invader/'59)
-Fender Standard Telecaster HH Black (SH-5/'59)
-Fender Standard Stratocaster HH White (Nazgul/'59)
-Austin Guitars Les Paul Goldtop Copy (Distortion/'59)
-Ovation ApplauseAE44II Elite Black Acoustic


Amps/Cabs
-Peavey 6505+
-Peavey Stereo Chorus 2x12 Combo
-Behringer Ultracoustic ACX450 1x8 Acoustic Combo
-Marshall MX2x12 Cabinet


Wayyyyy too many effects pedals...
#30
He might be an .... an adbot!!!!!

Are going to give your vote to an adbot?


Don't be an adbot supporting idiot, vote for Mistress_Ibanez !!!
Are You a PROG-HEAD? I am.

Steam/XBL Gamertag: Ostinattos

Why not Zoidberg?




Note: Every time someone posts <3 all I see is testicles with a party hat.
#31
Quote by Trowzaa
The only thing you'll be dueing is my mother


EDIT: Fuck.


Well due 07 has agreed to pleasure our women so we can have time to like read books and stuff, so your mom might be included in that.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#32
Quote by tayroar
Well due 07 has agreed to pleasure our women so we can have time to like read books and stuff, so your mom might be included in that.


I think most of us would agree to that.
Guitars:
-Gibson Les Paul Custom Shop Silverburst (Invader/'59)
-Fender Standard Telecaster HH Black (SH-5/'59)
-Fender Standard Stratocaster HH White (Nazgul/'59)
-Austin Guitars Les Paul Goldtop Copy (Distortion/'59)
-Ovation ApplauseAE44II Elite Black Acoustic


Amps/Cabs
-Peavey 6505+
-Peavey Stereo Chorus 2x12 Combo
-Behringer Ultracoustic ACX450 1x8 Acoustic Combo
-Marshall MX2x12 Cabinet


Wayyyyy too many effects pedals...
#33
Quote by MusicMan24
I think most of us would agree to that.

But I agreed to it first. I put myself out on the line.
#34
Quote by due 07
But I agreed to it first. I put myself out on the line.


Not really, because, most of us would agree to that.
Guitars:
-Gibson Les Paul Custom Shop Silverburst (Invader/'59)
-Fender Standard Telecaster HH Black (SH-5/'59)
-Fender Standard Stratocaster HH White (Nazgul/'59)
-Austin Guitars Les Paul Goldtop Copy (Distortion/'59)
-Ovation ApplauseAE44II Elite Black Acoustic


Amps/Cabs
-Peavey 6505+
-Peavey Stereo Chorus 2x12 Combo
-Behringer Ultracoustic ACX450 1x8 Acoustic Combo
-Marshall MX2x12 Cabinet


Wayyyyy too many effects pedals...
#35
Quote by MusicMan24
Not really, because, most of us would agree to that.

Most of you would not take the initiative to agree to that first.
#36
Quote by due 07
Most of you would not take the initiative to agree to that first.


This is a good point, also to expand on my earlier point with tyler_j. I've never seen due 07 and Batman in the same room. This leads me to believe that due 07 is Batman.

A vote for due 07 is a vote for Batman.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#38
I did some digging and found a picture of Suzy during her hilarious run on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.

#39
did anyone else notice that they spelled Suzie's name wrong in the OP?
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.