#1
That's today, for those of you who aren't intelligent. I bring the promise of prosperity, and lulz for those who seek the unbindings of a once promising land, for we have been bought and sold long, long ago. I ask you not to vote, for if you do, we will only have placed the burden of those ****ing oh-'12ers on the shoulders of our new Presidente (or CEO, whatever have you)

So to paraphrase the George Carlin speech,
"When I get done masturbating, at least I've got something to show for!"
╘MESHUG╦G╗AH





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#2
who was the voice of Hong Kong Phooey?
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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#5
It wasn't your president and BTBAM is relevant.
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#6
i've just finished playing oblivion... and i still don't understand this!
Belief is a beautiful armour but makes for the heaviest sword.