#1
Does anyone like playing it?
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#2
No, I play the piano.
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#3
The vast majority of people on this site?
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#5
for the most part. except when people ask me to play certain songs (that i don't know).
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#6
I play the Jew harp, and the Australasian nostril flute.

I have dabbled in the fine art of the West Indian Pinkletoot though, but I couldn't get on with it.
#8
TS regularly plays the skinflute.
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#9
No, we're all far too busy posting comments in these forums to actually play the guitar. Far more fun to just talk about it.
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#10
Fog Machine is where it's all at


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And remember who you are
‘Cause there's nothing here for you my dear
And everything must pass
#11
No. I freaking hate the guitar.

That's why I'm so glad I hang out on a website called www.ultimate-violin.com, where I can find violin tabs and violin chords and Mike Portnoy news every few days.

If it's not obvious, I am aware that violins do not have tabs.
#12
I prefer to play with your mother

But I suppose guitar will have to do
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#13
Is this a joke or just a very heavy contender to the MST (Most Stupid Thread)???
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#14
Quote by Stagger Lee
Does anyone like playing it?


What the hell?

Of course I play guitar. If you hadn't realized, this is a guitar site. what are you, an adbot?
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#15
Quote by stealstrings
What the hell?

Of course I play guitar. If you hadn't realized, this is a guitar site. what are you, an adbot?


You must be new here.
#16
Quote by stealstrings
What the hell?

Of course I play guitar. If you hadn't realized, this is a guitar site. what are you, an adbot?

dude he registered in '05...

f'king 11ers...

anyway... yeh i like playing it. not as much as i like playing elder scrolls: oblivion at the moment though xD
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#17
No, I hate the guitar. I just sit down waiting for a troll to post something so that I can report him. I also play world of warcraft on my 27" HD computer monitor at the same time, I'm level 97 and I have a 38 admin kill streak!
#19
This isn't a triangle website?!
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I prefer to play with your mother

But I suppose guitar will have to do
#21
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Does anyone like playing with themselves? I do.



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#23
Quote by itamar101
No, I hate the guitar. I just sit down waiting for a troll to post something so that I can report him. I also play world of warcraft on my 27" HD computer monitor at the same time, I'm level 97 and I have a 38 admin kill streak!

Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#24
I play the jazz flute.
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#25
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No, I hate the guitar. I just sit down waiting for a troll to post something so that I can report him. I also play world of warcraft on my 27" HD computer monitor at the same time, I'm level 97 and I have a 38 admin kill streak!


You can't be level 97 in World of Warcraft!
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#26
Ever since I started playing teh drums, I haven't really enjo
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#27
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You can't be level 97 in World of Warcraft!


You dumb noob, of course you can. If you kill 20 admins and download there ultimate hackinater mod.

Jokes. I fond play world of warcraft, I have a life.
#28
Shit no! I'm on ultimate GUITAR and I hate guitar.
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#29
Quote by triface
If it's not obvious, I am aware that violins do not have tabs.

Well, they could.
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#30
It was back in '32 when times were hard, he had a cold '45 and a deck of cards

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#31
actually, at of all the instruments i play, i find guitar to be the least enjoyable, but still fun.
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#32
guitar is gay. beatbox is where it's at
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#33
No.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
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#34
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Fog Machine is where it's all at


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How is this even funny? It has never been funny. Not a personal attack at you, just the "joke".
#35
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How is this even funny? It has never been funny. Not a personal attack at you, just the "joke".

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