#1
i need to write an essay, a persuasion essay, but most importantly it also needs to be a call to action.
i want my essay to be humorous.
some of the topics i have come up with thus far are:
1. the rising prices of burritos in college towns
2. a call to action on action (too often people are paralyzed by apathy)
3. a call to action for the US to invade canada (there are many humorous reasons)

what topics can you think of, pit??

tl;dr

What are some humorous things that I can write about for a call to action?
your whisper may sway the weak, but when i speak it roars the seas
#2
A call to action to end the insecurity of the voters and assure victory for Deliriumbassist in the next election.

Also, a call to action to decide what to do about Daytripper75's gargantuan head.
#3
I will already vote for his naked man bass power.

I have never seen daytripper's head.
your whisper may sway the weak, but when i speak it roars the seas
#5
Quote by Deliriumbassist
You will have seen his head. You always see it. You simply know it as reality

We are inside his head? We are just his imagination?

#6
I'm honestly very displeased with the rising prices of burritos in college towns.

I come from Texas, so I have a sweet spot for tex-mex food. And down there, it was always affordable.

But up north, it's almost like a delicacy. Most burrito places charge a lot, and they aren't even that good.

How am I supposed to combat homesickness if I can't afford a burrito?

I rest my case. Burrito prices must fall.
#7
Yeah i'm an Arizonan, i feel your pain jetfuel
your whisper may sway the weak, but when i speak it roars the seas
#9
A call to action to due what is right. A call to action to vote due!
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#11
^ i really have no clue what the past two posts were about.
your whisper may sway the weak, but when i speak it roars the seas