#1
So yesterday I was sitting in my living room watching the Big 4 dvd. during Anthrax's set my fiancee comes in. She sits down, asks what we're watching, and I tell her. Then she says "lets watch the Matrix".

HANG ON

i've been trying to get this woman to watch the Matrix for so long i'd given up on it. now that we're watching Anthrax play thru their set she says she wants to watch the Matrix.

What the **** is going on here?
#2
she thought about it and realized that you want her to watch the Matrix badly, so she finally agreed? just a coincidence it's while anthrax is playing
#3
She's messing with your head. Kill her, and do it now... before you have a chance to re-think it!
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#5
Maybe it has occurred to her that however bad she suspects the Matrix may be it can't be as bad as Anthrax?
#6
Maybe it's because Anthrax are shit?
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#8
The Matrix is better anyway, and you'll probably have sex with her after.
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#9
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Maybe it has occurred to her that however bad she suspects the Matrix may be it can't be as bad as Anthrax?

Pretty obvious really. Just a lesser of two evils situation.
#11
it was while they were playing "Only". thats what I thought was so ****ed up. why couldn't she just let me watch it in peace?
#14
Maybe she actually said Anthrax but then you pretended to mishear it as Matrix to make her watch it.

I am not a fan of Anthrax.
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#15
Kill her and the world media will have a frenzy about how Anthrax made you do it. No... best to just bide your time, start filling your album collection with a band you would love to see framed and wait...
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#16
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Kill her and the world media will have a frenzy about how Anthrax made you do it. No... best to just bide your time, start filling your album collection with a band you would love to see framed and wait...


This man has the idea.
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Kill her and the world media will have a frenzy about how Anthrax made you do it. No... best to just bide your time, start filling your album collection with a band you would love to see framed and wait...



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Or I'll go buy every single release that Glee has put out. That'd be funny
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If food puns are your new thing then I approve.

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Maybe it has occurred to her that however bad she suspects the Matrix may be it can't be as bad as Anthrax?

this seems to be the most likely situation