#3
I don't see why this is facepalm-worthy? It works...
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#4
Just think, in an alternate universe TS actually applied and is living out his full universal potential.
#5
I don't need to think, I just visited him using Quantum Jumping .
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#6
“I found the Quantum Jumping Program to be absolutely fantastic. I have always wanted to write so I Quantum Jumped into a parallel world and caught up with my doppelganger who happens to be a published author who has written many books. It was a truly awesome experience. My second experience concerned public speaking. I jumped through the doorway and found my doppelganger who is a world recognized public speaker. I learned so much from him that I now know if I should be asked to speak, I can do so with all the flair and skill that I learned during my Quantum Jump. Incidentally, as I cross off items off the top of my list of TO DO list, I’m adding more to the bottom. The Quantum Jumping Program has been the best investment I have made in the last 40 odd years of searching.” ~ Stan Walters, Australia



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#7
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Just think, in an alternate universe TS actually applied and is living out his full universal potential.


Yes, but if his personality and environment had been changed so much in that parallel universe that he was willing to consider applying, is that really TS?
#8
So, I'm curious, if I rape someone, and she screams, but is in another dimension, does she still make a sound? And more importantly, is it still rape?
#9
The generally expected performance of the Quantum Jumping program in regards to any specific disease has not been scientifically validated and we cannot and will not make any promises in regards to any miracle cures.



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#10
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So, I'm curious, if I rape someone, and she screams, but is in another dimension, does she still make a sound? And more importantly, is it still rape?


In one universe, it's consensual, so yes she makes a sound, and no it's not rape.

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Yes, but if his personality and environment had been changed so much in that parallel universe that he was willing to consider applying, is that really TS?


Duh. That's the very nature of QJ'ing.

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I don't see what's so funny.
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"Since the 1920’s, quantum physicists have been trying to make sense of an uncomfortable and startling fact—that an infinite number of alternate universes exist."

I thought it was just a theory



Nah, everything stated on that website is pure fact.
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#14
TS, in another universe you are not a total fag.
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#15
Anyone with half a brain will realize that the entire argument for Quantum Jumping fails right here:

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Every decision you make in life causes a “split” in reality…

Which in turn creates two alternate universes—one where the current version of you is today, and another with the version of you who made a different choice. Now think about your life.


This statement lies on the premise that your life here is the 'main' one which causes splits. It's not. Of course, if every universe is truly parallel, every split in every universe holds the same weight and causes the infinity in splits, in which case your life here is worthless and meaningless compared to the awesomer splits possible.
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#16
So I could visit another universe while my physical body would remain right here? Yo dawg...
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#17
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Anyone with half a brain will realize that the entire argument for Quantum Jumping fails right here:


This statement lies on the premise that your life here is the 'main' one which causes splits. It's not. Of course, if every universe is truly parallel, every split in every universe holds the same weight and causes the infinity in splits, in which case your life here is worthless and meaningless compared to the awesomer splits possible.



Just think of all the possibilities! I think I'll try out some "kwantuhm jyumpeeng" myself...
I think it's time for a change.



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#18
this must mean though, for every universe we exist in, there must be millions more where we don't, where parents decided not to have kids, or never even met