Poll: pit president for 2011/2012 is?
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View poll results: pit president for 2011/2012 is?
tyler_j (silent stranger party)
10 2%
Deliriumbassist (naked bassist party)
117 27%
minkaro (fingered woodland creatures party)
16 4%
mistress ibanez (in the kitchen party)
54 13%
slacker babbath (old man party)
34 8%
thrashtastic15 (angry canadian party)
46 11%
jackal58 (fossil party)
36 8%
due_07 (fluffy liberal party)
93 22%
mac2322 (too tired to run party)
10 2%
craigo (apathy party)
10 2%
Voters: 426.
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#1
Polls are open vote.


edit: apologies i had to redo because i forget to put an end to the poll.

Just a note, the top 4 candidates of this poll will go through to a second poll, then the 4 will become 2 for the final race.
Last edited by Draken at Sep 24, 2011,
#2
After Jackal58's ineffectual leadership, we're not just due change. We're due change seven times over. Lets get all of that in one with Due 07. The right choice for you, the right choice for me, the right choice for a better, brighter tomorrow here in The Pit.

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#4
mistress ibanez is secretly a dude. see that camera on her propic? yeah, that's hiding a chin ass and a goatee. don't trust the system.

"I specialize in driving a set like I'm driving a Lexus" - Uncle Mez
#6
Quote by jetfuel495
A vote for Due is a vote to not be banned by me for!


You wouldn't ban me, surely.

Slacker has my vote.
#10
Quote by jetfuel495
Maybe, maybe not...

But I will flip your tables!

(╯°□°╯︵ ┻━┻


I thought we were friends! ;~;
#11
Deliriumbassist. I haven't even heard of the other candidates.
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#12
one of you candidates has five minutes to convince me to vote for them.
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#17
Quote by Harvey Swick
one of you candidates has five minutes to convince me to vote for them.

I'll send you nudes.
#19
Quote by Harvey Swick
one of you candidates has five minutes to convince me to vote for them.


Due will instate three new Pit holidays:

1. Wiseaumas. Every April 1st, The Pit shall watch The Room together, with a thread of real-time commentary. Then the following day we shall all speak in Room quotes whenever possible.
2. Han Solo-ukkah. From July 13th to July 20th, we shall celebrate Han Solo's glorious struggle against the tyrannical Imperial army, and fight to keep the "Han" in "Hanukkah"
3. Free Pancake day. I think this is self-explanatory. August 6th, free pancakes.

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#20
Quote by Harvey Swick
one of you candidates has five minutes to convince me to vote for them.


i'll send you nudes of due.
"I specialize in driving a set like I'm driving a Lexus" - Uncle Mez
#21
winter is really the most boring for me.
all dues events are in the spring/summer/fall
i remain unconvinced. times up.
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

Proud to be called Best Friends with Pastafarian96
#22
Quote by Harvey Swick
winter is really the most boring for me.
all dues events are in the spring/summer/fall
i remain unconvinced. times up.


Swick Day on November 2nd.
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#23
Quote by Harvey Swick
winter is really the most boring for me.
all dues events are in the spring/summer/fall
i remain unconvinced. times up.



You're really gonna say no to that face? I'll tell you what -- you can fuck my bitches too.
#24
Quote by due 07


You're really gonna say no to that face? I'll tell you what -- you can fuck my bitches too.


can i have intercourse with them too? i can settle for a three-way. that way it's not gay. she can watch if she wants.
"I specialize in driving a set like I'm driving a Lexus" - Uncle Mez
#25
Quote by laid-to-waste
can i have intercourse with them too? i can settle for a three-way. that way it's not gay. she can watch if she wants.

Of course. Not only that, I'm available to fuck your bitches if the necessity arises!
#26
Quote by due 07
Of course. Not only that, I'm available to fuck your bitches if the necessity arises!

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"I specialize in driving a set like I'm driving a Lexus" - Uncle Mez
#27
To those who have voted for Delirium Bassist and Mistress Ibanez: Delirium proudly displays photographic proof of himself raping a bass. He's climbing your windows, snatching your instruments up, trying to rape them. So hide your guitar, hide your bass. And hide your piano, 'cause he's raping everything out here. And he's back here now after leaivng his staff position seeking the presidency. He's a power-hungry fat-cat who can't make a decisive decision. Is an indecisive Lincoln Park rapist-power-addict really what we need? No, it's not.

As for Mistress Ibanez, she called me stupid, and she can't tell the difference between purple and black. How can we trust her to tell the difference between here and the fotb, or to lead eloquently? No, we can't.

Vote Due - it's the logical choice. You'll get a zeppelin!
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Last edited by necrosis1193 at Sep 24, 2011,
#28
Quote by due 07
You know what to due.

Quote by Vornik
Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#30
Quote by due 07
I'll send you nudes.

This + an honorary title that gives me a position of power = my vote.
RIP Gooze

cats
#32


Remember - a vote for Due is a vote for the future. Would you rather stagnate with an old man, an old man who failed as the last president, an old lady, a mod who left then decided his megalomania and rapedrive weren't satisfied, or do you want to soar into a bright tomorrow?

Listen to Ahnald. Due the right thing.
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2017 NFL Pick 'Em: 92-54
Last edited by necrosis1193 at Sep 24, 2011,
#35
Quote by JustRooster
Where is Makinlattes on the poll?

She wasn't nominated; she just went overboard with an unofficial campaign.
#36
Quote by due 07
She wasn't nominated; she just went overboard with an unofficial campaign.



She campaigned damned well, too. 'Tis a shame.
#38
Quote by JustRooster
She campaigned damned well, too. 'Tis a shame.

Agreed. I'm just thankful she threw her support behind me.
#39
Quote by Deliriumbassist
Vote me, and baby punting will be up by 650%!


All more lies from the man who claims he has nothing to hide - when he was a mod, he actively policed baby punting, or bunting as enthusiasts call it. Bunting leagues were cracked down on, and the sport still hasn't recovered. Plus he's Dr. Phil. Can you really trust Dr. Phil?

I thought not.
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Baltimore Orioles: 2014 AL Eastern Division Champions, 2017: 75-87
Baltimore Ravens: 2012 World Champions, 2017: 4-5
2017 NFL Pick 'Em: 92-54
#40
Deleriumbassist, because even though Mistressibanez is (arguably) prettier only Deleriumbassist's old spice smelling balls can lead us into a new and better tommorow!