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Okay guys I need your help. Me and my best friend have a $500 bet that I can't bone this girl. Only problem? She's a christian and wants to "save herself" (lol) for her husband. I need some suggestions on getting into her pants and then getting the **** out of there. Before you say it she doesn't drink and I don't want to be arrested so rape isn't an option either.
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And to think that I've been pretty ok with 11ers until this month.
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Marry her? Then divorce
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Rape.
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Start a serious relationship with and then marry her.

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at risk of posting a serious response to a not very serious OP.. those who are religiously influenced about their sexuality are usually pretty passionate about it. u made both a slightly disgusting and hopeless bet.
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#9
I think it's disgusting that you are willing to do this to a girl who doesn't believe in sex before marriage, just to win a stupid bet. Seriously, grow up.
#10
Youre a complete douchebag. Grow the **** up and go home
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Offer to pay her $500 for the deed.
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You're an asshole.

Grow up and leave her alone.
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Only problem? She's a christian and wants to "save herself" (lol) for her husband.


Why is this funny? She wants to save herself for the man she will marry and love more than any other person. Thats an admirable goal nowadays. I respect that in girls
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Offer to pay her $500 for the deed.

Split it with her.


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+1 to paying her. or make here a roofie colada like ol' quagmire
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Split it with her.

That's even better. Do this.


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Aaaand this.
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Why is this funny? She wants to save herself for the man she will marry and love more than any other person. Thats an admirable goal nowadays. I respect that in girls


I think that when people "save themselves" for someone they truly love is quite respectable. But I think a couple should try most of the things they'll experience during marriage (sharing a house, sharing money, having sex) before the wedding or it might be doomed to fail.
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You will need to dedicate 3 months to spend a copious amount of time with her, talking to her, taking small steps in a relationship, and round the first 3 bases. After 3 months, start hanging out with another girl and let christian girl know that you need more out of a relationship/you feel the relationship has run it's course.

I say you got a 50-50 chance. Either way you're going to hurt her and should take time to think of what a horrible person you are for being a callous dick.
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Tell her you are a pastor, then ram your knob in her mouth.

Don't do this.
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Okay guys I need your help. Me and my best friend have a $500 bet that I can't bone this girl. Only problem? She's a christian and wants to "save herself" (lol) for her husband. I need some suggestions on getting into her pants and then getting the **** out of there. Before you say it she doesn't drink and I don't want to be arrested so rape isn't an option either.


You're vile.
#26
If she's super religious, she is trained to want to be obedient to authoritative male figures. Take her out for a few dates but come off as super commanding and assertive to the point that you seem in charge of everything all the time. You can be horrible at this strategy and get her within a month, or be great at it and knock it out within a couple of dates.

I actually condone it because you're liberating her from a pretty stupid ideology that's only going to teach her self-loathing and shame about her body and sexual nature. She'll take it hard when you ditch her afterward, but it'll probably be a good wake up call and let her take control of the life she's been letting some youth pastor own up to this point.

edit* you could always keep dating her too. You never know how great she might be once she opens up.
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Why is this funny? She wants to save herself for the man she will marry and love more than any other person. Thats an admirable goal nowadays. I respect that in girls

+1
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#29
Do it to her while she sleeps and videotape it. Show it to her and your mates afterwards.

You dirty ****.
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And he's about 13, I assume.
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#33
Why do so many people think this is a horrible idea? This is the 21st century. People can **** with no strings attached and it turns out great.
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Why do so many people think this is a horrible idea? This is the 21st century. People can **** with no strings attached and it turns out great.


They're all joking. You know no one in the pit would really stop a guy from having sex with a prude girl solely for financial gain.
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if this is remotely true then you're the very definition of garbage.
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I love how high and mighty that pit is today

I'm not condoning this idea but....
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I love how high and mighty that pit is today

I'm not condoning this idea but....


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