#1
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ekek

So I stumbled upon this as I was reading about cryptid flying animals.

the Ekek looks for sleeping pregnant women. Then it extends a very long proboscis into the womb and kills the fetus by draining its blood.


that... just really provides a terrifying mental image...
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We have a man that was killed by a mistletoe, a boat made of human nails, a pig that never dies, and a horse with eight legs, we have our share of crazy too
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#4
that's not really that weird.
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From another page on that:
It is known to whip its hair in urban forests, causing hurricanes all over the globe




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The myth probably originated from the miscarriages. This is how they explain it.
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The myth probably originated from the miscarriages. This is how they explain it.


that sounds reasonable
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Doesn't sound that messed up really.
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My mum believes that if you catch a bat and rub it on your legs and under your armpits you won't get any body hair there. She's filipino.
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My mum believes that if you catch a bat and rub it on your legs and under your armpits you won't get any body hair there. She's filipino.


My elders said not to sing at the table when eating, not because it's rude, but it was bad luck or something. That bat thing though is just silly, though I'm not surprised.
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My elders said not to sing at the table when eating, not because it's rude, but it was bad luck or something. That bat thing though is just silly, though I'm not surprised.

What if it's a karaoke dinner party?
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I wanna take a class in this stuff and learn all about it.
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Ekek, the miscarriage Pokemon.

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Thanks for reminding me that i'm hopelessly in love with a filipino.
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My filipina girl truly believes in the Aswang.
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My filipina girl truly believes in the Aswang.


Lol Ass Wang, next low budget horror-porno jk... Seriously though, the Aswang is like one of the things where I pray it isn't real
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EDIT: ^ Yes, that is what an aswang looks like. Makes us go and say "PUTANGINA (Slut - mom in literal translation)

I'm a Filipino and yes our shit is weird as f*ck.

every time we have to piss or just even walk in the woods we have to say "Tabi tabi po (Excuse us)" or else the spirits will curse us especially if we hit them while we're pissing.
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