#1
everyone, i must tell you, never soak your meat in hot sauce.


so a few minutes ago i just layed the worst #2 of my life. so hears the background

i love hotfood. i grew up in new orleans, and was around spicy food all the time, and loved every minute of it. often times, food isn't spicy enough for me, even with habanero's and such. i guess i'm just so used to spices and such that things like crystal hot sauce don't affect me.

so today i was cooking steaks for buddies that were coming over, and i thought i would try something new with my steak, so i marinated it with louisiana hot sauce (and sliced garlic). the thing comes onto the grill, and immediately i start salivating because i can smell the spicy-ness come off the grill.

when all the steaks were cooked, and we were eating i loved how my steak tasted (it was prime rib btw). unlike when you brush spices onto the steak, the entire steak was evenly spicy, and i loved that.


unfortunately, i took the worst shit ever when i layed a liquid number 2, and there was still hotsauce in my shit. it burned my ****ing intestines all the way to my asshole, which burned 5x worse than anything ever before in my life. i literally am still having phantom pains from this hot shit.


tl;dr, don't marinate steaks with hot sauce.
#6
Evenly spicy? That's nothing.

A couple of weeks ago, my friends and I went on the search for some hot ass hot wings in the Maryland metropolitan area. We found the hottest thing by far at this little sports bar. We told the owner what we were looking for and he gave us a cup of this hot sauce called "Kiss of Demon" which was off the menu.

It definitely lived up to its title. Even a tiny HINT of the sauce burned my entire tongue, and it STAYS there. So we ordered a batch of wings and went through with it anyway, dipping each wing with a little dash of the sauce. By the time I was done, my stomach felt like it was turning into mush. The next day I couldn't even sit down...

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I would like a description of this liquid shit. Down to the very last detail. Post pics if possible.
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did you try rubbing icy hot on it?
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#11
When you said about soaking your meat in hot sauce, i thought you meant your dick.
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I was expecting you to say you put hot sauce on your junk. I am terribly disappointed by the direction of this thread.
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Evenly spicy? That's nothing.

A couple of weeks ago, my friends and I went on the search for some hot ass hot wings in the Maryland metropolitan area. We found the hottest thing by far at this little sports bar. We told the owner what we were looking for and he gave us a cup of this hot sauce called "Kiss of Demon" which was off the menu.

It definitely lived up to its title. Even a tiny HINT of the sauce burned my entire tongue, and it STAYS there. So we ordered a batch of wings and went through with it anyway, dipping each wing with a little dash of the sauce. By the time I was done, my stomach felt like it was turning into mush. The next day I couldn't even sit down...

My brother did that same exact thing once.
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Well-the-sauce-is-reusable?
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everyone, i must tell you, never soak your meat in hot sauce.


so a few minutes ago i just layed the worst #2 of my life. so hears the background

i love hotfood. i grew up in new orleans, and was around spicy food all the time, and loved every minute of it. often times, food isn't spicy enough for me, even with habanero's and such. i guess i'm just so used to spices and such that things like crystal hot sauce don't affect me.


tl;dr, don't marinate steaks with hot sauce.



Crystal isnt even hot, or even that good.


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Moused over the thread title, saw this,
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It's just fucking delicious.

If I'm having a burger and can get hold on this shit, it's going to be slathered on along with ketchup.
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Serves you right: spices should be used sparingly.
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