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#1
Whenever I grow any facial hair I notice that when I stroke the hairs, they grow faster. It's similar to the theory that plants respond to touch. I can grow a goatee in half the time it normally takes by stroking the beard.


Does anybody else have weird quirks that they use to acheive specific goals? (Such as feeling up your facial hair to make it grow faster)
#3
I stroke my beard along other things and they all seem to grow faster that way.
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#4
Quite right, young chap. All great beard growers know that skillful stroking builds the beard.
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#7
You should do an actual experiment to test your hypothesis, otherwise it's just anecdotal evidence. For reals, do it... For science! (And of course manliness.)
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Whenever I grow any facial hair I notice that when I stroke the hairs, they grow faster.

If only the same worked for my penis... I'd be the next Ron Jeremy.
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#9
I had a little soul patch that I would always pinch it and give it a little tug. I shaved it off a few hours ago. I still make the little pinching motion toward my lower lip, then I'm like "oh yea, I don't have that anymore." I think I have a case of Phantom Beard.
Feels bad man.
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#11
I always stroke my goatee/beard, and it does seem the side I favour does grow faster or longer. Just thought I was losing my mind.
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I had a little soul patch that I would always pinch it and give it a little tug. I shaved it off a few hours ago. I still make the little pinching motion toward my lower lip, then I'm like "oh yea, I don't have that anymore." I think I have a case of Phantom Beard.
Feels bad man.

I get that too. I don't know what I'd do without facial hair now.
#13
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start stroking only one side... for science.


I am now waiting for results of your lopsided face.
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I had a little soul patch that I would always pinch it and give it a little tug. I shaved it off a few hours ago. I still make the little pinching motion toward my lower lip, then I'm like "oh yea, I don't have that anymore." I think I have a case of Phantom Beard.
Feels bad man.


I do that with my chin when I shave. Phantom beard syndrome ftl.
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#17
It has something to do with stimulating the hair folacles, yada yada science
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#18
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I stroke my beard along other things and they all seem to grow faster that way.

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#19
Anyone got any advice for growing side burns? It looks kind of weird if I jsut randomly start stroking the sides of my face.
#21
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Anyone got any advice for growing side burns? It looks kind of weird if I jsut randomly start stroking the sides of my face.


Don't shave them, don't use lotions and stroke it like a boss.

You will end up Alpha as ****.
#22
I've had a beard for many years now and... nigga, you be crazy.
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#23
Interesting concept. Reminds me of when my wife was lamenting the fact that one of her house plants wasn't thriving as she had hoped it would. She asked for some advice and I told her to stroke it with some toilet paper. She asked if I thought that would really work and I replied "Well it's done wonders for your ass".

And then the fight started.
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#24
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Interesting concept. Reminds me of when my wife was lamenting the fact that one of her house plants wasn't thriving as she had hoped it would. She asked for some advice and I told her to stroke it with some toilet paper. She asked if I thought that would really work and I replied "Well it's done wonders for your ass".

And then the fight started.



That wasn't really that funny...
#25
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Interesting concept. Reminds me of when my wife was lamenting the fact that one of her house plants wasn't thriving as she had hoped it would. She asked for some advice and I told her to stroke it with some toilet paper. She asked if I thought that would really work and I replied "Well it's done wonders for your ass".

And then the fight started.

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Interesting concept. Reminds me of when my wife was lamenting the fact that one of her house plants wasn't thriving as she had hoped it would. She asked for some advice and I told her to stroke it with some toilet paper. She asked if I thought that would really work and I replied "Well it's done wonders for your ass".

And then the fight started.

Such a troll dad
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#27
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I've had a beard for many years now and... nigga, you be crazy.

That's weird, I thought you'd be a good stroker Kensai.
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#28
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That wasn't really that funny...

Did you know that everyone disagrees with you?
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I stroke my beard along other things and they all seem to grow faster that way.

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Such a troll dad

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#33
Stop faceturbating.
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#34
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Interesting concept. Reminds me of when my wife was lamenting the fact that one of her house plants wasn't thriving as she had hoped it would. She asked for some advice and I told her to stroke it with some toilet paper. She asked if I thought that would really work and I replied "Well it's done wonders for your ass".

And then the fight started.


#35
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She asked me once "What's on TV?" I replied "Dust."



That's not funny! That's just being a smartass. Grow up. What are you like 40?
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ISN'T HE SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL ROFL

Can't say I'm not.
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#39
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You're not funny either.

Can't say I'm not funny.
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