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#1
I was sitting in my dorm room, and I notice a little piece of paper slide in face down. I pick up and turn it over to find this :



Anyone know what the fuck this is? Or has anyone ever seen these before?

I'm a little scared, especially because I have no idea who the fuck "Shaneaqua" is.

Here's a list of the things that are checked:

  • I crave humiliation
  • I haven't showered yet
  • I've got a motorcycle
  • I just got a Brazilian
  • To break in the new mattress
  • The sock is on the doorknob
  • Simon Says
  • Because you work out
  • You look good in jeans
  • I have low standards
  • My friends want to watch
  • I'm a slut
  • To scratch my itch
  • It's a win-win
  • I'm no good at saying no
  • Because I lack self control
  • It's easier to go all the way
  • Your hair is soft
  • Your package looks promising
  • My blowup doll sprung a leak
  • I just popped a Viagra


I don't know whether or not I should be insulted..
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Last edited by BeastModeEngage at Sep 25, 2011,
#2
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#5
Don't worry about a thing bro, just jack off and you'll be gay again. She won't want a piece of you anymore.
pinga
#6
I believe you got trolled, you should just run through your dorm naked yelling "Shaneaqua, I'll be your bitch!!!"
you're a stone fox
#8
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Don't worry about a thing bro, just jack off and you'll be gay again. She won't want a piece of you anymore.

Thanks sir!
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#9
I'd say it was a joke and they just slipped it through a random door, but it's got your name (I assume) on it. Scratch her itch.
#11
Go for it, and come back to the pit and post results.
DeVillains!
#12
Quote by AnAngrySquirrel
I'd say it was a joke and they just slipped it through a random door, but it's got your name (I assume) on it. Scratch her itch.


Yeah it's my name, that's why I'm all like "wtf" I asked everyone on my floor, and they all seemed genuinely surprised by it.. so I don't even know!

I also don't know a "Shaneaqua"
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#13
I would like some copies of these forms
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#14
Yeah, that was me.

Let's have sex?
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#17
I want one of these forms just to see all the check things and have a laugh at it. I doubt it actually works.
#20
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glad to have helped!
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#21
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#24
"I just popped a Viagra"

I guess you should watch out for surprise assrape
#26
By god I can't breath
You sir have great potential

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I believe you got trolled, you should just run through your dorm naked yelling "Shaneaqua, I'll be your bitch!!!"


+100000
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#30
Write ':liplick:' on the back and slide it back out.
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#33
Quote by Saint78
I believe you got trolled, you should just run through your dorm naked yelling "Shaneaqua, I'll be your bitch!!!"


has to be done!
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wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#35
Well Andrew, this Shanequa seems like a highly intelligent and attractive young woman.
Just watch out for that itch down there.
#36
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This time, remember to say BEAST MODE: ENGAGE before teh sex.


Just for you

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No phone number sadly, but thanks for that link! At least I know what they are better

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By god I can't breath
You sir have great potential


I try
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Last edited by BeastModeEngage at Sep 25, 2011,
#37
Quote by BeastModeEngage
I was sitting in my dorm room, and I notice a little piece of paper slide in face down. I pick up and turn it over to find this :

Here's a list of the things that are checked:

  • I crave humiliation
  • I haven't showered yet
  • I've got a motorcycle
  • I just got a Brazilian
  • To break in the new mattress
  • The sock is on the doorknob
  • Simon Says
  • Because you work out
  • You look good in jeans
  • I have low standards
  • My friends want to watch
  • I'm a slut
  • To scratch my itch
  • It's a win-win
  • I'm no good at saying no
  • Because I lack self control
  • It's easier to go all the way
  • Your hair is soft
  • Your package looks promising
  • My blowup doll sprung a leak
  • I just popped a Viagra


I don't know whether or not I should be insulted..



Just beware of the hidden cock.
#39
1. Find out who in your dorm is a Farker. I've seen those in their store before. There's a whole line of em.
2. Compare handwritings to make sure he's your Shaneaqua.
3. Return the favor using this (like I said, whole line of em)


[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#40
I just saw a whole pad of those at Urban Outfitters the other day.


So someone is either playing a joke on you, or a hipster wants your dick.
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