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#1
Hey! I have a girl in my class which I think is cute, but I don't know her that well. I manage to talk a little to her in class but that is just about normal school related stuff which isn't any fun to talk about after school.

I have a problem about talking to her on Facebook. I don't dare speak to her on Facebook because I don't know what to talk about, and I am getting so frustrated right now! :/

Can I get some tips here guys? Thanks!
#3
Ask her on facebook some bullshit about what the homework was or something like that, and go from there.

Also, relationship thread.
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#6
I've heard there's a form you can fill out and give to her which works wonders. BeastModeEngage will be able to give you more details.
#7
Tell your friends to help you out, wait til she/someone posts something on FB that you want to comment on then tell your friends to join the conversation and help you out. I was in the same situation, and I did this, the conversation between me, her, and two of my friends went on for 3 hours and 1500 posts. Good luck!
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#8
i have had that problem a loonngg time too xd

just say hii, how are u? and then continue like ,how was your day? what have you been up to lately? ask her what movies she likes, what music she likes etc...

try it
#9
Just walk up to her, whip your dick out and drop it on the table and say "look bitch, you're going to suck this or I'm slapping the shit out of you with it"
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#10
What are some non-dick-joke things you talk about with your friends? Talk to her about those things. Talk to her after class. Hang out with her. I'm assuming she's not a bitch, so it's not like she's going to murder you for speaking with her.
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#13
Rape her.
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i have had that problem a loonngg time too xd

just say hii, how are u? and then continue like ,how was your day? what have you been up to lately? ask her what movies she likes, what music she likes etc...

try it


It's still scary as hell xD I think I automatically end up saying things she will hate me for O.o
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#18
I actually give advice instead of trolling and I still get ignored...
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#19
Just talk to her. If it doesn't go well, your in the same place your in now, if it does go well, you might be a little happier for awhile.
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#20
Tell her you suck at talking to girls, then proceed to be a boss as if it doesn't faze you in the slightest.
#21
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Tell your friends to help you out, wait til she/someone posts something on FB that you want to comment on then tell your friends to join the conversation and help you out. I was in the same situation, and I did this, the conversation between me, her, and two of my friends went on for 3 hours and 1500 posts. Good luck!


Not ignoring you! yeah I could try this, but none of my friends are online right now :P
#22
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Strangely enough, this. Don't talk to her like "this chick i'm wanna get with". Just talk to her like another human being, or a mate. Just talk about shyte, doesn't have be anything imparticular. Then take it from there.

Also, relationship thread next time please
#23
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Not ignoring you! yeah I could try this, but none of my friends are online right now :P


You need more friends then
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#24
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But if that fails (which I dont see how it possibly can?)
You may have heard that when public speaking to picture the audience in their underwear? Well that does NOT work for women.

Just try to keep it casual I guess, most of my friends are girls and Im a guy so Id have to say just hang out and get to know them. As friends first at least. And dont worry about what to talk about. Just anything really. Common interests. Stuff like that.
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#25
The main reason guys have trouble talking to girls is that if they start talking to her, they risk losing the chance to mate with her. The best way to get past this is to just be yourself, no matter what, as if it was one of your best buds. Don't worry about it.
#26
You've already talked to her before, so I don't know why this is hard.

"Hey, I'm gonna go grab some coffee. You wanna go?"

She'll say yes or no. Yes, go get some coffee. No, tell her it's cool, then give her your number so she can get at you if she wants to do something.
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#27
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Not ignoring you! yeah I could try this, but none of my friends are online right now :P


You don't have to right now, just sometime. When we all stopped talking we all exchanged numbers too, so then when you're texting her be like "Sorry if this conversation isn't great, I suck at being a teenager." Then blow her away with awesomeness.
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#28
You cant talk to her on FACEBOOK!!!
are you ****in kiddin me?
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#29
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You cant talk to her on FACEBOOK!!!
are you ****in kiddin me?

And this. Facebook is the easiest way to talk to people.
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You don't have to right now, just sometime. When we all stopped talking we all exchanged numbers too, so then when you're texting her be like "Sorry if this conversation isn't great, I suck at being a teenager." Then blow her away with awesomeness.


Yup, I can try this ... anyway thanks for all posts! I'll try talking to her as myself! More are also welcomed if ya want! :P
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And this. Facebook is the easiest way to talk to people.

Facebook isn't talking to people.

Man up and have a discussion with another person face to face.

I hate Facebook so powerfully my anger towards it could dwarf the sun and burn the Earth alive.
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#34
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I hate Facebook so powerfully my anger towards it could dwarf the sun and burn the Earth alive.


I was chatting with you on Facebook last night, don't be so hypocritical
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#35
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Facebook isn't talking to people.

Man up and have a discussion with another person face to face.

I hate Facebook so powerfully my anger towards it could dwarf the sun and burn the Earth alive.

Probably because you're a beetch.
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Tell your friends to help you out, wait til she/someone posts something on FB that you want to comment on then tell your friends to join the conversation and help you out. I was in the same situation, and I did this, the conversation between me, her, and two of my friends went on for 3 hours and 1500 posts. Good luck!


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#37
Ok this is what you have to say to her.

" Oh my sweet ( Insert girls name here) I need to tell you something. You are like distortion on my guitartone, like a lead guitarist in a band, dean markley strings on my guitar, That is why whenever i hear the tone of my guitar i think of you.

Why cant you see that we were meant to be, We will walk trough the fire and steel, mabey now its the time my love"


"
#38
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I was chatting with you on Facebook last night, don't be so hypocritical

Our personal business isn't anyone elses! WHY ARE YOU BETRAYING MY TRUST?!?!
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Probably because you're a beetch.

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#39
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Your avatar really made that comment hilarious as hell!
#40
Tell her you're a homo, bitches love and always want to chill with ******s. Continue to spend time with her then later on tell her you're confused about your sexuality and are attracted to a women. She'll inquire about this women and then you tell her you have a raging boner for her and her ego goes up 9,000 because she thinks she turned a man straight. Then proceed to nail the shit out of her. but beware if she asks for a threeway its time to GTFO
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