#1
do older men appreciate MILFS as much as younger guys?

i dont think so, cause part of the appeal of MILFS, at least in my mind, is that its unorthodox and frowned upon for someone of my age to hook up with an older woman, and thats what makes it wonderful, like forbidden fruit or something.

if i was 40, i wouldnt look at a 40 year old MILF as a MILF, but just as another bitch my own age.

im 18. and i aint had no MILFS in my life. im worried i'll be old as **** when i finally get in one, and the thrill will be diminished. i really want one, i aint ever had one, at all, not even close
i can feel my youth slowly trickling away like the wetness of an aging post menopause womans (preferably a MILF) vagina, so i gotta find a MILF quick.

so does the appeal of MILFS decrease in direct proportion to age?
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#5
I'd go for DILFs. Daughters I'd like to fuck. It's not paedophilia if I pretend to not enjoy it.
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#7
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That's when you go for the GMILFS, bro.


do you mean GILF or is this some new thing I have to worry about?
#8
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do you mean GILF or is this some new thing I have to worry about?


Nah bro, Grand Master of Chess that you'd like to fuck.
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#9
Quote by Guitar Sushi
Yes it does. Quick. You must begin a MILF quest.


MILF QUEST hahaha thats the best thing i've heard this week. you should tdo something with that, like an arcade game or a reality tv show or something.
#14
Quote by Trowzaa
I'd go for DILFs. Daughters I'd like to fuck


I already do this.
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#15
Do you mean cougars?
Because I'm sure it wouldn't be that hard to get into some 18 year old single mother, but a cougar might be a little harder...
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#16
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Do you mean cougars?
Because I'm sure it wouldn't be that hard to get into some 18 year old single mother, but a cougar might be a little harder...


yeah COUGARS.
#17
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Yes it does. Quick. You must begin a MILF quest.

MILF quest rofl
#19
lol
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#20
Can I go after your Mum TS?
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#21
The MILF is actually pretty disappointing. Although they know more than most girls who are younger, if they've had children the feeling of sex isn't as pleasant.
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#24
Being 45 (almost 46), I think I'm qualified to answer...yes you will.

Beauty is beauty no matter how old you are. Fortunately, I'm married to a milf, so I don't need to go elsewhere. But I can look...just not when she's around.
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#25
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The MILF is actually pretty disappointing. Although they know more than most girls who are younger, if they've had children the feeling of sex isn't as pleasant.

Oh do tell more!
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#28
Quote by metaldud536
Oh do tell more!

What's there to tell? I had sex with an older woman a few years ago. I pretty much summed the whole thing up already. She was a freak and didn't really have anything that was off limits. But when you've just ended a very long relationship and have a couple of kids, they just aren't as uhh... Tight I guess. And in my personal experience, I only had sex with her two or three times. Because she was also having sex with other people. Long story short, she wound up getting herpes after having sex with some dude at a bar. Good times.

It really didn't feel that good or anything. But I had a crush on her for awhile before then. So I felt like I accomplished something. And I learned how to be more open with what I want sexually, so there's that.

My little brother, however, is currently living with a woman who has two kids who is ten years older than him. Weird guy, my brother.
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#30
It's always been my dream to be with someone older than me.
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#32
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*Riveting tale*


Ah but that probably won't apply to everyone. Sure if she's had multiple kids I could understand.

Yes I fancy some of the women in my neighborhood who are older than me.
#33
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Ah but that probably won't apply to everyone. Sure if she's had multiple kids I could understand.

I specified that in the first post. Though, I also slept with a girl who only had one kid and it wasn't as good, either.
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#34
Quote by Trowzaa
I'd go for DILFs. Dads I'd like to fuck. It's not gay if I pretend to not enjoy it.


Fixed. And also, any woman is a daughter.
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*MILF anecdote


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