#1
On September 31st 2011 Facebook will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, use a PERMANENT marker pen and write on your forehead the word S-U-C-K- E- R, and then stand on your dining room table and do the Macarena, al the while singing ”I Will Survive”. After filming and posting it to your Facebook wall and YouTube, then, and only then, will Mark Zuckerberg come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free Pass it on 8 hours ago

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#3
I can't believe people think they will charge. They are one of the most successful and biggest companies around right now and they make all their money from advertising, so they don't need to charge. Plus, if people logged out once in a while, they'd see it says "It's free, and always will be".
#4
I lol'd
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#5
****ing sick of those people who post the other one, actually believing they're going to be charged to use it because the message says "it even said so on the news!".. Which it didn't.
#6
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I can't believe people think they will charge. They are one of the most successful and biggest companies around right now and they make all their money from advertising, so they don't need to charge. Plus, if people logged out once in a while, they'd see it says "It's free, and always will be".

They also make money from selling our personal info to the other marketing companies...
#7
That made me laugh.

Seriously though, my fucking news feed recently keeps getting full of people posting this bullshit thing about facebook charging members, and asking everyone else to post it as their status. It's getting right on my tits. Because of course! If it were true, knowing how to COPY AND BASTARD PASTE is going to mean that magically you wouldn't be charged And I don't for one second, think that all these people posting shit about it ACTUALLY believe that it will happen, and anyone who does should not be using the fucking website in the first place on account of being so damn dense.

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#8
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Plus, if people logged out once in a while, they'd see it says "It's free, and always will be".


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#9
try not to be irritated by stupidity.. be amused, you'll laugh a lot more
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#11
Wait, is this for real?
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#12
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Wait, is this for real?

Worked for me, which was weird because I don't even have a chimney.
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#13
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Wait, is this for real?


No, it's a scam that's going round.
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#14
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Worked for me, which was weird because I don't even have a chimney.


It's probably like what Tim Allen does in The Santa Clause
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#16
I hate how blatantly stupid people can be to believe this. On the login screen, right below where it says "Sign Up", read what it says.

It's free and always will be.



I did what was in the OP anyway. I assure you though, it was not Mark Zuckerburg who came down my chimney.
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#18
Oh, okay. Thanks guys. I don't even have Facebook, but I'd hate it even more if that were true haha
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#20
You should all see my new facebook profile pic, such a sexy shot of me with sooo much cleavage showing




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#21
I tried this and nothing happened. Am i doing it wrong?
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#24
Nice try Google+
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#25
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Lrn2troll Damn '11er

I laugh at people that actually believe this though The same shit has been going around since myspace was popular. 'omg repost this shit or tom will start charging $10 a month for every account so he can afford a camera to take a new profile picture!'
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#26
If you really wanna start mass Facebook hysteria, integrate this picture into your posts:



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#27
^It's even better if you upload the same image 27 times into a new album titled "last night's party"
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#29
People care waaaay too much about facebook.
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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#30
I liked this one


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