#1
So its homecoming week and there are dress up days all week. Tommarow is alein day and I was gonna wear a sombraro, pancho, and skae maracas and be an ilegal alien. That sparked a debate in civics class that took up the whole hour. So now comes to the problem, what other funny takes are there to this theme? i dont wanna go as just a lame gree alein.
#2
Alein = Alien? If so, go as a fat american who thinks no one else should emigrate to america despite his forefathers doing so only a few generations earlier.
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#5
Quote by Kensai
Alein = Alien? If so, go as a fat american who thinks no one else should emigrate to america despite his forefathers doing so only a few generations earlier.


This.
Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
I had the blankest year,
I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
#6
Wad up green chewing gum, stick it on your head, and go as a representative of the Brainslug Party.

Also, for the record, stereotyping to that level isn't funny, it's just lazy - good comedy isn't blatant. You need to have some subtlety with it, otherwise it's not much different than the 6th grade kid who laughed every time he said "penis".

inb4someonelaughingatmesayingpenis
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Last edited by necrosis1193 at Sep 26, 2011,
#7
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#8
Quote by Kensai
Alein = Alien? If so, go as a fat american who thinks no one else should emigrate to america despite his forefathers doing so only a few generations earlier.


You know, not everybody is that dumb, that's just a generalization, the difference is most people did it legally.
#10
Quote by ethan_hanus
You know, not everybody is that dumb, that's just a generalization, the difference is most people did it legally.

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#11
Quote by ethan_hanus
You know, not everybody is that dumb, that's just a generalization, the difference is most people did it legally.


sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#12
Forget the alien thing and go dressed as me, you will acquire many females.
#14
Buy some tin foil and cocoon yourself in it. Congrats, you are now an advanced alien being.
There's a good chance that what I've written above is useless and if you take any of the advice it's your own fault.
#15
Quote by ethan_hanus
Classic argument, but it doesn't work with me, Native Americans immigrated here to.


Alright, now I'm genuinely curious. At first I thought it was just poor phrasing and he was referring to more modern, legal immigrants from the 20th and 19th centuries, but now I want to see what he's getting at, and whether or not it's a legitimate point.

Elaborate?
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#16
Quote by ethan_hanus
Classic argument, but it doesn't work with me, Native Americans immigrated here to.


So did people in ever other continent except a specific region of Africa.

Your point being?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash