Poll: who suffers from this?
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*raises hand* I just can't help it :(
116 29%
Uh..why is this a bad thing exactly? a woman's ass is awesome
164 40%
Not me..you sound like a perverted scumbag. get yourself some help
38 9%
Dude, If I caught you looking at my sister's ass I'd beat the shit outta you!
12 3%
I'm sure women look at other women's asses too, its cool bro
74 18%
I used to but I got caught too much
3 1%
Voters: 407.
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#1
walking down the street, in a library, wherever, if a girl walks by me I always have the compulsion to look at her ass, even if she's old and nasty. I've noticed for every amazing ass there's ten horrible ones. I even caught myself catching a glimpse at my aunt's ass before I snapped myself back into reality and averted my eyes

My brethren, this is a horrible disease I have. is anyone else afflicted by this?
#2
Lol wut.
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#3
I don't do this.
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#4
You're not alone

Well, you are alone for looking at old women and your aunt, but other than that you're golden.
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#5
I only look at girls my age and that aren't related to me. I think you might be an incest grave digger.
#6
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I don't do this.


I thought it was just me.
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#7
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walking down the street, in a library, wherever, if a girl walks by me I always have the compulsion to look at her ass, even if she's old and nasty. I've noticed for every amazing ass there's ten horrible ones. I even caught myself catching a glimpse at my aunt's ass before I snapped myself back into reality and averted my eyes

My brethren, this is a horrible disease I have. is anyone else afflicted by this?




You need help man.


I'm inflicted with the same disease though, only for boobs and not arse. Not relatives though ...
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#8
I do this to guys too, but only if they have a nice ass...
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#10
Well if they are hot, duh, you gotta look.

But old people and your aunt. you need help.
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#15
I sometimes do this, though old people, friends, and family are spared >_>
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#16
Other than the whole Aunt's/family's/old people's ass(es) thing, it's all good. lol
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I sometimes do this, though old people, friends, and family are spared >_>

But why? They're often closer to you than random strangers. >.>
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#17
I do this. It's horrible. I don't even usually notice tits anymore, but glance at every ass just in case it's good.
#18
Quote by §ArmyofAngels§
Other than the whole Aunt's/family's/old people's ass(es) thing, it's all good. lol

But why? They're often closer to you than random strangers. >.>

Dunno, I never get caught anyway, but it feels wrong >_>
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#19
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I do this. It's horrible. I don't even usually notice tits anymore, but glance at every ass just in case it's good.

Get this man some help!
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Dunno, I never get caught anyway, but it feels wrong >_>

Suit yourself.
I think it's time for a change.



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#20
If you are a true ass man, you must, if alone out of respect. Otherwise, you're a fucking pussy.
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#21
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I do this. It's horrible. I don't even usually notice tits anymore, but glance at every ass just in case it's good.

I....I feel so bad for you.
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#22
Haha. The reason I don't pay any attention to tits is because I know that through the clothing I am not being shown the real size and shape. The ass on the other hand, is a bit more honest.
#25
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I sometimes do this, though old people, friends, and family are spared >_>

They are the least spared with me.
#26
To anyone who votes it's perverted, or you feel ashamed about it: You're not a man you're a desexualized meat puppet.


I'm definitely an ass man, so yeah, I have this affliction.
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#29
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They are the least spared with me.

Different strokes I guess >_>

It's odd, I don't do it cause it feels wrong, but I would consider it the ultimate compliment if I caught a friend staring at my butt >_>
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#30
Actually I've always been confused about men's obsession with asses. Can someone care to explain?
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#31
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Actually I've always been confused about men's obsession with asses. Can someone care to explain?

Get a girl naked and tell her to bend over.
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#33
If shes got a pretty face its worth checking out the rest...if not I kinda just pass on by without further inspection.
#34
I don't really. Putting every woman I come across through some vastly oversexualized filter to satisfy my socialized perversion isn't really my thing.
#35
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Actually I've always been confused about men's obsession with asses. Can someone care to explain?

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#36
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I don't really. Putting every woman I come across through some vastly oversexualized filter to satisfy my socialized perversion isn't really my thing.

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desexualized meat puppet.

Right hurr.
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#37
Nothing wrong with a nice ass.
Though if we're talking realistically, it's more of a head to toe quick scan-and-take-it-all-in rather than just a peek at the cheek.
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#39
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Right hurr.

Indeed. However I wouldn't be comfortable with myself if I judged my friends based on how their ass looked that day if my libido was raging out of control, either.
#40
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I don't really. Putting every woman I come across through some vastly oversexualized filter to satisfy my socialized perversion isn't really my thing.


**** that
i don't know why i feel so dry