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#1
After trying to enjoy a campaign on Left 4 Dead 2 and being constantly divebombed by a housefly, I somehow killed it by throwing a spoon at it. When I finished laughing to myself I came here.

What's the most ridiculous/elabourate way you've killed a critter?
#2


Seriously though.. When i was a kid i used to enjoy killing little beetles with the sun and my brootal magnifying glass. Poor beetles ):
Oh yeah, and i used to like drowning things i could find in the grass by putting them in a sealed jar and filling it with water.
I also used to like putting the hose head right down a big ant hill.

Now that i think about it.. I think i had an issue with killing things when i was a kid
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#3
By slowly poisoning it with arsenic.
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#6
Screaming at it. Well I don't know if it died because of that but I was screaming in fear and when I looked at it later it was dead.
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#9
Well, this one guy me and my brothers knew managed to slice a fly in half (probably not exactly half, that's not the point) with a knife. Poor fly was just relaxing on the breakfast table.

R.I.P. Jeremiah the Fly.
#11
I once punched a wasp in the face and killed it, also a guy I used to be friends with used to heat up a needle till the tip was red hot and then spear live woodlice on it an roast them over a candle, hence why i USED to be friends with him.
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#14
I used to have liquid Advils which I fed to ants.
The ants would become intoxicated and fall over for about 5 minutes after which they would get up as if nothing happened. If I fed them enough Advil, they would die.
#15
I often broke off the electric shit off lighters and would zap insects with it
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#16
i once threw a dart at a moth that was hanging round my light one evening. went straight through it and stuck to the ceiling.

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#17
Back when I was a kid I would carry a lighter with me at all times for the single purpose of setting fire to any insects I came across. I remember being especially fond of large house spiders, and the crackling and hissing sound they make when they burn/melt.


I was fucked up, lol
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#20
I am to scared of insects to go near them. I will stand on one in self defence.
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#21
I once tried killing cockroaches with an atom bomb. Didn't work.
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#22
One time there was a spider on my barbecue so I turned it on and all the legs flew off
#23
The other day i was laying in bed and there was a fly buzzing around my room so I grabbed some electronics terminal cleaner and a lighter and used it like a flamethrower. Worked surprisingly well.
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Back when I was a kid I would carry a lighter with me at all times for the single purpose of setting fire to any insects I came across. I remember being especially fond of large house spiders, and the crackling and hissing sound they make when they burn/melt.


I was fucked up, lol


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Collected crickets one night and tossed them in a bonfire. They whistle, it's an oddly satisfying noise as they burn.
#26
My brothers and I once put a grasshopper in a vise and slowly crushed the life out of it. My friend and I spent like half an hour when we were younger pulling worms apart, then watching them gradually stop wiggling. We also liked to burn things, bugs especially. There were many other things we did to insects.

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#27
I put uncooked rice or grits on an anthill, the ants eat it. While it's being digested it expands and makes the ants explode
#28
This fly was gettin' all up in my space, so I decided to pimp slap the ****er. The fly shot halfway across the room, bounced of a wall, and landed on a lit candle. I felt like a fly-swatting champion.
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#34
When I was younger I liked finding those big grubs that sometimes live under tree stumps and large plants.
I found them extremely gross/weird so I would collect a few and throw them in whatever little fire I could start.

I swear it sounds like you're making popcorn and they explode leaving quite a little mess :/
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#36
I caught a mouse with the board game "mousetrap"
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[quote="'-[NiL"]-']I turned a can of air-duster upside down and froze a spider once.

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Me and my friend used to try and freeze wasps mid-flight in summer.
#38
I don't, I think it's sick and fucked in the head.

When I was small I burnt some ants with a magnifying glass. Man I got a bollocking for that. Still feel kinda bad now.
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#39
I caught a mouse but let it go on the streets after it was already injured. It probably didn't survive.
#40
When I was a kid I used to pour salt on slugs and just sit and watch it turn itself inside out and then pop.

I've also, quite randomly, thrown my drumstick across the room and nail a fly mid-flight against a large house spider. They both died.
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