#1
This is just a random question because my thumb was bleeding like a bitch and good ol' lazy me instead of getting a bandage decided to just drink the blood instead. Was this a dumb ass idea?
#2
Congrats. You are going to die of explosive dysentery-AIDS.
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#5
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Dysenteraids.
Explosive dysenteraids.
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#6
You're gonna get super AIDS...
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#7
You can swallow about a pint of your own blood before you feel the need to vomit.
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#10
That little bit from your thumb? Will it fuck. A whole pint or something? Might make you feel slightly ill.
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#11
lol..

It may not be too bad if it's your own blood, but what in the world made you think that was a good idea?
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#12
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Just wipe it on your pants man, no need to be vampric.

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#13
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You can swallow about a pint of your own blood before you feel the need to vomit.


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#14
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You can swallow about a pint of your own blood before you feel the need to vomit.

I don't even want to know how you found that out...
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#15
It's perfect for swimming in Blood Ocean. You see, the further you dive into Blood Ocean, the pressure increases greatly on your body. This is called the 'Bloody Bends (tm) ' and is quite serious.

In other words: You'll be fine! Drink a few cups of blood and swim really, really far down into the Blood Ocean.

Blood Ocean!
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#16
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#17
There is a term for that, autovampirism... But no, there is no danger at all, everything that is in your blood is in your body already.

I do it all the time, why waste a bandade on such a small nick?
#18
You can drink up to 36 gallons of human blood, or 46 gallons of animal blood before any negative side effects ensue.
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#19
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You can drink up to 36 gallons of human blood, or 46 gallons of animal blood before any negative side effects ensue.
I can only drink one quart of liquid before my stomach ruptures.
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#21
You'll either get 230 spellpower for 30 seconds OR you'll explode from Explosive dysenteraids™

Your call
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