#1
Hello, pit.


Yesterday it started raining when I was on my way to the university, I was all "brootalz" so didn't take any means of protecting myself from the rain. So by the time I got to the university, I already had cold. It was horrible, but on my way home, I figured I could try to beat my record in recovering from it at the fastest time.

So when I came home, I instantly took 2 pills of what I assumed was vitamin C, which actually wasn't, ate a couple of huge onions and spent 6 next hours drinking a lot of hot tea. Closer to the evening, I realized that what I took wasn't vitamin C, so I quickly went down and took the 2 pills that were C.

Anyway, now I woke up and I'm totally healthy.

What was you fastest recovery from a sickness?


tldr: Recovered from cold in 16 hours
#3
Quote by MakinLattes
You don't get sick from getting wet.



You do if it's "****in" cold when you get wet
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#6
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No, you don't. You get sick from germs. Bacteria, parasites, viruses.



Oh well, sorry.


I assumed that if I have the symptoms, I must be sick.

Apparently I was very much wrong.
#7
What were the not vitamin C pills?
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Oh well, sorry.


I assumed that if I have the symptoms, I must be sick.

Apparently I was very much wrong.


No, you were sick. You just didn't contract the virus through the rain or the cold. You contracted it through contact with the world.

They weren't contesting the idea that you were sick, but how you became ill.
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#9
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tldr: Recovered from cold in 16 hours


I can do that in less than 1 hour with the help of a heater.
#10
Quote by izbbass
What were the not vitamin C pills?

Biotin C, because the other "C" stuff I had had "Z" on the pills, so I assumed that those weren't C vitamins.


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No, you were sick. You just didn't contract the virus through the rain or the cold. You contracted it through contact with the world.

They weren't contesting the idea that you were sick, but how you became ill.


I very much understand this, I just assume when someone says "Dude, I got sick after that horrible rain", everyone understands that the rain just made him vulnerable to getting sick, and so he did.
Last edited by Zeletros at Sep 28, 2011,
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Quote by Zeletros
Hello, pit.


Yesterday it started raining when I was on my way to the university, I was all "brootalz" so didn't take any means of protecting myself from the rain. So by the time I got to the university, I already had cold. It was horrible, but on my way home, I figured I could try to beat my record in recovering from it at the fastest time.

So when I came home, I instantly took 2 pills of what I assumed was vitamin C, which actually wasn't, ate a couple of huge onions and spent 6 next hours drinking a lot of hot tea. Closer to the evening, I realized that what I took wasn't vitamin C, so I quickly went down and took the 2 pills that were C.

Anyway, now I woke up and I'm totally healthy.

What was you fastest recovery from a sickness?


tldr: Recovered from cold in 16 hours
THAT IS NOT HOW COLDS WORK!
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What were the not vitamin C pills?


Probably Viagra. That's how he got better.
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