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So my math teacher is this really attractive blond lady who's fresh out of college and she always wears her skirts really right and i had my arm hanging off the desk and she was helping somebody with something and she backed into my arm. I enjoyed it.


What's the closest encounter the pit has had with any of their teachers?
#2
Go away please, your threads annoy me.

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The fourth kind of close encounter.
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So my math teacher is this really attractive blond lady who's fresh out of college and she always wears her skirts really right and i had my arm hanging off the desk and she was helping somebody with something and she backed into my arm. I enjoyed it.


What's the closest encounter the pit has had with any of their teachers?




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Go away please.


This.



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Also this.
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you'd best delete this thread before Mistress_Ibanez sees it.
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I don't think I'de be able to unnoticably squeze her ass.... Any tips on how to not be noticed?


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you'd best delete this thread before Mistress_Ibanez sees it.



Why is that?
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you'd best delete this thread before Mistress_Ibanez sees it.

Actually, I think he should specifically send her a pm asking for advice on what to do going forwards after explaining the situation and what happened in great detail.
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Actually, I think he should specifically send her a pm asking for advice on what to do going forwards after explaining the situation and what happened in great detail.



Who is she and why is everybody talking about her?
#15
She's known for giving solid advice on how to squeeze an unsuspecting female ass without getting caught. Throw a pm her way and she'll sort you out.
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I don't think I'de be able to unnoticably squeze her ass.... Any tips on how to not be noticed?


Why is that?





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You'll see I'd lend you my flame shield, but your posts tend to get on my tits somewhat.
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#19
One time in woodwork class I threw a pencil on my teachers chair, it got stuck between her ass and the chair.......

It was funnier at the time.
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Who is she and why is everybody talking about her?


Because she has had/is going to have experience in this area. Also stories like this get her hot for some reason. She's also a bit of a size queen. She has stories about this on literotica, I shit you not.

Either way she'll share stories with you and be nice and helpful....
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She's known for giving solid advice on how to squeeze an unsuspecting female ass without getting caught. Throw a pm her way and she'll sort you out.



Okay I'll go send it just give me a sec.
#24
umm i got a hug from a teacher many times
she was hot but we also talked alot and shes cool wasnt even my teacher
but unlike you i didnt make it creepy by making a thread about it on the internet...
#25
I almost saw my hot teachers nipple like a 1000 times.

It showed itself once, all my friends saw it but not me.
#26
We had this one female sports teacher who was really hot, we used to try and convince her to run along with us during the warming up. Nice view, that's for sure.
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my mate walked up the stairs blindfolded and his hands out groping in front of him, large breasted english teached walked down stairs, inevitable happened. Funny thing is he kept groping for a good 5 or so seconds until she said "George? Why are you groping my bosoms? Then he shat himself and ran for it
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Okay I'll go send it just give me a sec.




You poor soul.
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Because she has had/is going to have experience in this area. Also stories like this get her hot for some reason. She's also a bit of a size queen. She has stories about this on literotica, I shit you not.

Either way she'll share stories with you and be nice and helpful....





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I almost saw my hot teachers nipple like a 1000 times.

It showed itself once, all my friends saw it but not me.


Is that why you made a username about it?
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I sent that shiz like a boss. I'm waiting for my reply.









Dude...I hope you've enjoyed your short life on the internet
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I'm pretty sure there are a lot of UGers that have seen far too much of THIS teacher... If you know what I mean *wink*
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Oh do I.
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