#1
Listening to Yngwie is the musical equivalent of playing Dungeons and Dragons. You will not get laid. Youre welcome.
#2
I don't listen to Yngwie.
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**** you gilly, it's not what you think
#4
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How about you lick my balls?

Also an activity Yngwie listeners engage in. This is proof.
#5
Since chicks know and care who he even is.
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#7
When I saw the you being a d!ck in a thread earlier, I thought it might be a one-off/joke, then I saw this and realise it's just the way you are... I do pity the mentally-challenged such as yourself.
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#9
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TS speaks from experience, I'm guessing.


He is just trying to eliminate ALL the factors why he still didn't get laid.
For him it is one down on the list but still many to go.
Just because I have some strong opinions doesn't mean I agree with everything I say.
#10
For the love of god, your gay black clothes and long hair and Yngwie music = fanny pleasers. You will not be getting laid.
#11
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For the love of god, your gay black clothes and long hair and Yngwie music = fanny pleasers. You will not be getting laid.

Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#13
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For the love of god, your gay black clothes and long hair and Yngwie music = fanny pleasers. You will not be getting laid.

In Aus, fanny is used more for vagina than it is for ass...
What's your point?

Also stop making dumb threads, I hate you.
#14
I bet you guys wear wrist bands and stand in front of a fan so your long gay hair flaps in the wind while you practice guitar looking in the mirror making sexy faces at yourself. So gay.
#15
I'm not a James Hetfield fan
My username is "hames jetfield" because "farty mriedman" sounds weird.

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#16
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#17
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I'm not a James Hetfield fan
My username is "hames jetfield" because "farty mriedman" sounds weird.

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#18
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I bet you guys wear wrist bands and stand in front of a fan so your long gay hair flaps in the wind while you practice guitar looking in the mirror making sexy faces at yourself. So gay.


I see, it doesn't have anything to do with a girl like I initially thought but you don't get that particular gay Yngwie listener with long hairs you were digging for in your bed.

Get some rope and find yourself a tree.
Just because I have some strong opinions doesn't mean I agree with everything I say.
#19
Yngwie sucks. This thread sucks. TS sucks. **** everything.
"Recording is God's way of telling you that you suck." -Bob Brozman
#21
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So I take it you're homophobic?


He is still figuring out which sex he is attracted to.
So how can he be homophobic then?
Just because I have some strong opinions doesn't mean I agree with everything I say.