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I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been seeing someone else. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? The other day I picked up her phone just to see what time it was and she went mad and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with her. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night something odd happened. She came down to use the computer whilst I was playing Football Manager and had forgotten to sign off of Facebook after she went to bed. It was whilst I was going through her messages that I noticed Chelsea had bid forty million for Van Persie.

Should I stick with him or try to get in someone with a bit more pace?


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#2
You should play Uno.
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#3
EDIT: I've been trolled, haven't I?

Even more so, I don't get it
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
Last edited by Banjocal at Sep 29, 2011,
#5
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Should I stick with him or try to get in someone with a bit more pace?


didn't you say it was your girlfriend?
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#7
Quote by apmaman
It was whilst I was going through her messages that I noticed Chelsea had bid forty million for Van Persie.

Should I stick with him or try to get in someone with a bit more pace?


had to read this twice to get it
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#8
Quote by apmaman
I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been seeing someone else. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? The other day I picked up her phone just to see what time it was and she went mad and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with her. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night something odd happened. She came down to use the computer whilst I was playing Football Manager and had forgotten to sign off of Facebook after she went to bed. It was whilst I was going through her messages that I noticed Chelsea had bid forty million for Van Persie.

Should I stick with him or try to get in someone with a bit more pace?


cool story bro.
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#10
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Sounds very suspicious.

Especially the phone thing. Dodgy as fook. Confront her/post results.

Look up. There it goes. Right over your head.
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It was whilst I was going through her messages that I noticed Chelsea had bid forty million for Van Persie.

Should I stick with him or try to get in someone with a bit more pace?



I.. I just, what?

I've red this like 4 times and i have no clue >_>
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didn't you say it was your girlfriend?

he's talking about van persie

/trollblivious
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#16
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I.. I just, what?

I've red this like 4 times and i have no clue >_>


TS is dating a boy, but doesn't want to say it.

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he's talking about van persie

/trollblivious


you don't say.
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#18
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EDIT: I've been trolled, haven't I?

Even more so, I don't get it


Concerned more about my football manager game than my girlfriend.


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#19
What is this I don't even ..
Please let me keep this memory, just this one ..
#20
Quote by apmaman
I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been seeing someone else. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? The other day I picked up her phone just to see what time it was and she went mad and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with her. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night something odd happened. She came down to use the computer whilst I was playing Football Manager and had forgotten to sign off of Facebook after she went to bed. It was whilst I was going through her messages that I noticed Chelsea had bid forty million for Van Persie.

Should I stick with him or try to get in someone with a bit more pace?

I wanted to make a joke that implied I was sleeping with your girlfriend. Now I can only make a joke that implies i'm sleeping with Van Persie, which doesn't really function the same because it's now lost that element of blatant disregard and shock, as well as compromising the credibility of my joke.

So fuck you
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#21
Oh ****!!There's 1.5 minutes I wont get back...
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#22
ATTN: YOU HAVE ALL BEEN TROLLED. THE OP IS ABOUT SOCCER FAGGOTRY RATHER THAN INFIDELITY.

Have a nice day.
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#23
I dont see it as "trolling"

Just trying to bring a few laughs to the pit which it misses these days.


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#24
accept the offer and put in a bid for david villa or louis suarez.

while van persie is a good player, i'd much rather have villa or suarez, then again, as a liverpool fan i'm just happy with louis suarez xD

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Quote by apmaman
I dont see it as "trolling"

Just trying to bring a few laughs to the pit which it misses these days.

you are so right, the pit used to be full of sh*ts and giggles, now it's just a sh*t place to be...
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#25
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I dont see it as "trolling"

Just trying to bring a few laughs to the pit which it misses these days.
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#26
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I dont see it as "trolling"

Just trying to bring a few laughs to the pit which it misses these days.

Try harder. I did not laugh
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#28
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I dont see it as "trolling"

Just trying to bring a few laughs to the pit which it misses these days.

Step 1: Find news story about male getting harsh judicial sentence.
Step 2: Find news story about female getting light judicial sentence for the crime in step 1 that may be comparable in the mind of a sexist teenager, but in reality is nowhere near the same.
Step 3: Post them both in a thread, step back, enjoy the show.
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#29
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Oh you guys need to lighten up some. I thought it was funny.


I did too, at first. Then I just wanted to see a bitch get pwnt
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#30
I laughed. That is what Football Manager does to your life.
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#32
an 05'er even.. shame on you bro.
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#34
Quote by apmaman
She came down to use the computer whilst I was playing Football Manager and had forgotten to sign off of Facebook after she went to bed. It was whilst I was going through her messages that I noticed Chelsea had bid forty million for Van Persie.

Should I stick with him or try to get in someone with a bit more pace?


If you're Arsenal then accept that, 40 million? Can't go wrong with that.
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#35
Quote by apmaman
I dont see it as "trolling"

Just trying to bring a few laughs to the pit which it misses these days.


good try, be we all can see exactly what's going on. you tried to get advice for your relationship, but we all realized that you're girlfriend is a boy, and you are not comfortable with your sexuality yet, so you pretended you were talking about non-American football instead. this is obviously just a rouse, as no one cares about some weenie soccer video game more than their girlfriend cheating on them (or boyfriend, in this case).

you're not fooling anyone.
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#36
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You got that girlfriend pretty quick after your last milk missus...




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#37
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this is obviously just a rouse, as no one cares about some weenie soccer video game more than their girlfriend cheating on them (or boyfriend, in this case).


You know absolutely nothing about the lads in England do you?
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#38
Ultimate Guitar is full of nobs. I found this amusing. Shame on those who didnt and felt the need to let everyone know.
Is it hot in here??

This one time in Dubai.....

#39
keep on making stupid posts man, while you were busy trolling your girlfriend and i had a hell of a time.
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