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#1
What are your first five thoughts when thinking about a certain country.

Germany

1)Nazis
2)Boris Becker
3)Lidl
4)Precision
5)lederhosen
#2
Japan
1) tentacles
2) schoolgirls
3) pockey
4) sushi
5) ninjas
#4
Quote by Draken
Japan
1) tentacles
2) schoolgirls
3) pockey
4) sushi
5) ninjas


What about bukkake?
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#5
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
What about bukkake?


That's implied by the tentacles and schoolgirls.
#7
Norway:

1) Jesus Christ it is cold here
2) Ooohh a historical church! Let's burn it down!
3) Satanic music
4) I'm on top of Sweden, bitches
5) Huskies/Malamutes
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#8
America:
1) Fat people
2) KFC
3) Donuts
4) Cheeseburgers
5) Baseball

Oh snap!
#9
France

1 Cranky old farmers drunk on wine
2 baguettes with that fungus they call cheese
3 people who refuse to speak English
4 tour de france
5 great views
#10
Quote by Wolfinator-x
Norway:

1) Jesus Christ it is cold here
2) Ooohh a historical church! Let's burn it down!
3) Satanic music
4) I'm on top of Sweden, bitches
5) Huskies/Malamutes


I can't believe you forgot vikings...
By the way, it was like 25 celsius today... LOL
#11
India:

1) Food
2) Sitar
3) Complexion
4) 'Thank you, come again'
5) 'Damn, Christopher Columbus was WRONG'

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#13
Russia:
Communism
USSR
Cold
Vodka
Spetsnaz
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How many of you are vegan?
Hopefully none

Does anyone know any fun recipes?
Yeah a big juicy flank steak

What can be done with tofu?
Nothing it taste like crap

Is there such thing as vegan meat? Vegan sausages ect
WTF ARE YOU ON?
#14
This thread would be better if the poster listed their thoughts on the above posted country instead of you just picking your own country.
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#19
Quote by Vendetta V
nah that's just like SWAT team or something. May be you meant KUH GEH BEH? (KGB :P )


Are you insulting the Spetsnaz? Because my nickname at school is Spetsnaz.

Also, my rhyme on the KGB:
KGB
We strike fear
Make you dissapear

KGB
At your door
KGB
You no more!
Quote by travs2448

How many of you are vegan?
Hopefully none

Does anyone know any fun recipes?
Yeah a big juicy flank steak

What can be done with tofu?
Nothing it taste like crap

Is there such thing as vegan meat? Vegan sausages ect
WTF ARE YOU ON?
#20
USA:
1. purplehaze2242
2. Groping teachers' butts
3. Bad gun laws
4. Anarchy
5. weed.
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#22
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England anyone?


Royal wedding
Driving on the other side as the other 95% of the world
Bobbies
???
Shitty weather


I tried
#23
Quote by That_Hot_Guy
Are you insulting the Spetsnaz? Because my nickname at school is Spetsnaz.

Also, my rhyme on the KGB:
KGB
We strike fear
Make you dissapear

KGB
At your door
KGB
You no more!

nah not insulting, just saying that it's nothing really unique to Russia since each country has a similar team. but KGB is like really unique to USSR. you know... damn that thing dude srsly one of teh scariest and most dangerous governmental mmm "services"?
#25
England:

Bad Teeth
Mini coopers
James Bond
White boy blues
Tea and crumpets

(edited out one somebody else said)
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#27
Quote by burghUK
Ireland

1. Drunks
2. IRA
3. Comedians
4. Bankrupt
5. Famine.


How the shit can you forget Guinness?
#29
Quote by Wolfinator-x
Norway:

1) Jesus Christ it is cold here
2) Ooohh a historical church! Let's burn it down!
3) Satanic music
4) I'm on top of Sweden, bitches
5) Huskies/Malamutes

Well screw you!
#30
Quote by neidnarb11890
Or Catholics?

In that case you must also add protestants :p or was that northern ireland xD?
#31
Israel (from my experience):

- Military
- Humus
- Sun
- Security checks
- Star of David
#32
Greenland

Tundras
Ittoqortormiit (city in Greendland)
Oqaatsut (another city in Greenland, possibly the most depressing looking city on earth)
Nuuk (capital, most modernized city)
Asian/Eskimo looking people.
#33
Quote by Oyface
Well screw you!
Sorry Oy

Sweden:

1) Death metal
2) Sleaze metal
3) "Does Sweden still have royalty?"
4) Dem ladies
5) Yngwie Malmsteen


Runners-up:

6) Lol we're all atheists
7) ABBA
8) Shotgun Messiah
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#34
Canada:

1. Hockey
2. Maple syrup
3. the portrayal of Canadians on South Park
4. Lumberjacks
5. Rioting
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#35
Quote by Vendetta V
nah that's just like SWAT team or something. May be you meant KUH GEH BEH? (KGB :P )


Spetznaz is nothing like a SWAT team, they're more like the SEALS than anything, but there's really not a group like them in the world, they have some of the most brutal training in the world. They're trained to, not enjoy pain, but be able to ignore it. They just beat each other to get used to it. You don't go through Spetznaz training without breaking something.

A SWAT team is just a group of cops man.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#39
Scotland:

1) "Aie, wei'rrr naught Airrish, you stchupid goit."
2) Kilts
3) Red hair
4) Loch Ness/Nessie
5) Bagpipes
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#40
Scotland:
1. Irn-Bru
2. Deep fried Mars bars
3. Booze
4. Frankie Boyle
5. Booze
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