#1
http://edition.cnn.com/2011/09/29/world/americas/cuba-castro-obama/index.html?hpt=wo_c2

Former Cuban leader Fidel Castro lashed out at U.S. President Barack Obama on Thursday for demanding changes on the island in order to improve bilateral relations and referred to him as "stupid."

He also slammed a recent ruling by a U.S. judge against a Cuban agent, but he said it was to be expected.

"Otherwise, the empire would cease to be the empire and Obama would cease to be stupid."




Actually died laughing while reading this.

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#3
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http://edition.cnn.com/2011/09/29/world/americas/cuba-castro-obama/index.html?hpt=wo_c2




Actually died laughing while reading this.

EDIT: Thread title fail.

THEN HOW DID YOU TYPE THIS!?!? ARE YOU A WIZARD!?!?
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#4
Quote by Argonaut
http://edition.cnn.com/2011/09/29/world/americas/cuba-castro-obama/index.html?hpt=wo_c2




Actually died laughing while reading this.

EDIT: Thread title fail.


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My revenge is nigh, now we'll see just who calls who stupis!
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#5
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THEN HOW DID YOU TYPE THIS!?!? ARE YOU A WIZARD!?!?


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#6
Stupis? Dumb Cubans need to learn how to speak English or they shouldn't expect any help from America. Oh wait...
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#8
Cuba has been trolling USA for a good 50+ years now.
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We revolt against ourselves. Mass suicide. The ultimate revolution.
#13
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You mean the USA has been trying to wreck it for the last 50 years in an ongoing war that they'd never have been able to do against any large country.


Yeah. And all cuba can do is try and piss them off in some insignificant way like this.
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We revolt against ourselves. Mass suicide. The ultimate revolution.
#14
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Yeah. And all cuba can do is try and piss them off in some insignificant way like this.


Its kinda like Ireland's small revenge on England:



Feckin' Travellers.
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#17
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Obama is not stupis, he is fabulous


Wait... do the Japanese think they're allowed to vote in our elections now?
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Wait... do the Japanese think they're allowed to vote in our elections now?

They are your elections
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#20
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Wait... do the Japanese think they're allowed to vote in our elections now?

For real, it wasn't long ago we were sending them to internment camps. Silly Japanese people.
#21
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Its kinda like Ireland's small revenge on England:



Feckin' Travellers.



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Yeah. And all cuba can do is try and piss them off in some insignificant way like this.


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Lol wut? Cuba started it.


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#23
Quote by ethan_hanus
Lol wut? Cuba started it.


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#24
Quote by ethan_hanus
Lol wut? Cuba started it.

Batista bro. They took out their government, the US got involved so as not to appear soft on Communism so other people wouldn't use them as an example. Similar to Vietnam, Korea, etc. I mean, it's fine to be against Fidel Castro if you want, but at least keep it historically correct. There are kids reading this forum who might believe the things you say and get an F on papers they're doing for history class.
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#25
That's silly, you'd think socialists would be nice to eachother.
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#26
Quote by ethan_hanus
Lol wut? Cuba started it.




There's no war, let alone one started by Cuba. It's just a campaign of economic terrorism carried out by the Good Guys (tm).
#27
^ +1

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Please don't use him as a model for the average American.
#28
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...God I love Americans. People always say Americans are ignorant of the history of other countries but it's just not the truth. Not the whole truth anyway; they appear to be equally ignorant of their own damn history.


Please don't put the rest of us in the same group as ethan... We're not all like this.
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#30
Quote by sage76
Cuba has been trolling USA for a good 50+ years now.

Yeah, what with that embargo the US has on them during that time. Classic reverse trolling.
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#33
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That's silly, you'd think socialists would be nice to eachother.

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#34
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+1

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