#1
Title says it all really. It can't already exist and it can't be just a modified version of an existing sport. Think up a cool name for it also.

E.G.

Extreme Cat-apulting.

1 on 1 competion between two people in which you take turns at throwing cats at each other. While naked.
The person with the least blood-drawing scratches at the end wins!
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#2
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#5
I like you Argonaut, but it's time to stop making threads. This is getting stupis.
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#7
Me, my two brothers, and my cousin invented a sport. You need four people and two tennis courts.
It's better if the two courts have at least a three or four foot fence between them.

Each person takes half of a court just like you would in normal tennis, but you can hit it to any of the three other half courts. You can let the tennis ball bounce twice as long as both bounces are in bounds. If the second bounce lands out of bounds, too bad, you can't return.

We each start with 10 points and every time you can't return the ball to another players court, you lose a point.

Once it's down to two people you both move to one court and play like you would play normal tennis, but you can let the ball bounce twice.

We don't really serve the ball. It has to be an easy serve, so most times we just throw the ball on the serve.

The games gets ridiculously intense, and there is a shitload of running.

The two courts we play on are surrounded by a 12 foot fence, so it gets even crazier, since you can blast a ball off the fence as long as it lands back on the court before going out of bounds.

I know no one will read this whole thing, but I wanted to share since the game is ridiculouly fun to play.


Oh, and I don't give a **** that this is against your thread rules.
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#8
When we were kids me and a friend made our own sport called Streetball (name already taken, I know that now..)

But we had a full set of rules and it was actually pretty damn fun, and incredibly competitive.
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#9
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Dick ball. You hit a ball... with your dick.


Sorry mate, sport already taken. I do this everytime I move.
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#10
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#11

Okay, so it's been "invented." But If I'm the first to do it IRL, do I get credit?
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#12
Bieberball
Put a metalhead in an enclosed room with a gun with one bullet, and speakers blasting Justin Bieber songs, and see how long each of them last. Longest time wins!
#13
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Okay, so it's been "invented." But If I'm the first to do it IRL, do I get credit?


Yes you do. Do this and post pictures.
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#14
I invented a version of basketball for people in wheelchairs called "don't feel sorry for us-ball".
#15
Well, you need a couple of guys, a big lawn, a ball and two goa- well shït.
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Bieberball
Put a metalhead in an enclosed room with a gun with one bullet, and speakers blasting Justin Bieber songs, and see how long each of them last. Longest time wins!

I would shoot the speakers
#17
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Yes you do. Do this and post pictures.

Hmm... first I have to find a giant-sized sock to put over my cock...
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#21
I invented a version of basketball for people in wheelchairs called "don't feel sorry for us-ball".
#22
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#23
Hump- Catting


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#29
Xzibit ball. you take a ball, and you hit it with a ball. and your goal is to score a goal in a goal inside of a bigger goal. and only guys are allowed to play and only girls are allowed to watch. that way you can move a ball with a ball and score while you score a goal inside a goal while you score a goal inside a goal and win while you win. or something.
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#30
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Also, not my own but 'shotgun golf' as invented by Hunter Thompson should be more popular.

Please explain this, for the love of god.
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#31
110m Suicide Hurdles: try to break your neck before the finish line.


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#34
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Title says it all really. It can't already exist and it can't be just a modified version of an existing sport. Think up a cool name for it also.

E.G.

Extreme Cat-apulting.

1 on 1 competion between two people in which you take turns at throwing cats at each other. While naked.
The person with the least blood-drawing scratches at the end wins!

That's funny, because your game just seems like one-on-one dodge ball using cats and playing naked.

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#35
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Please explain this, for the love of god.

The idea from what he explained was fairly basic, its like clay pigeon shooting but one person or maybe a machine hits a golf ball into the air and you try to shoot it out the sky with a shotgun.