#1
Friend has a girl over his place. Going to call him up and play ma bass. What is a funky bass line that you would typically hear in a porno, i want to learn it and play it.

Time is of the essence. Help!
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Last edited by Cantplay4penuts at Sep 30, 2011,
#2
nope
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#4
i think the fact that your friend knows a bass player who can't get laid is enough of a cockblock, nothing's going to stop her from getting plowed at this point while you blow your beta-male seed into a sock imagining a real man doing his business
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#6
I love the bass forum.

But i do have a girlfriend, and even grown ups need to act childish every now and then, party poopers.

But nevermind. I came up with my own line
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#7
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I love the bass forum.

But i do have a girlfriend, and even grown ups need to act childish every now and then, party poopers.

But nevermind. I came up with my own line

You mean like Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, oh feck it I´ll just jack my own dick.
#8
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You mean like Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, oh feck it I´ll just jack my own dick.


sounds like a plan
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#9
Any groovy line in Dorian mode with a bit of slap should sound at least a little porno ;3
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#10
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Any groovy line in Dorian mode with a bit of slap should sound at least a little porno ;3

add some wah. gotta have wah
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#12
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add some wah. gotta have wah

Yep, that too.
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#13
...how is this thread still open?
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Okay guys, I have a confession to make. Not really a confession since it's something that's been bugging me for awhile but I've always been in denial about it.

**** you gilly, it's not what you think