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#1
Thought i would tell you guys about how i lost my job and my bitch of a landlord didnt really care as long as she got her money by friday.

So anyway friday came and i didnt have the money so out the door i went, decided i would ask my "friend" but he was to whipped by his wife.

Anyway long story short i lied to get my gear and went to a bar and ordered.....

Naaaa you guys dont wanna know.
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#3
If you need money there are people who need their dick sucking, and they'll pay cash-in-hand.


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#4
Your hurtin man. Hope everything works out ok.
Is it hot in here??

This one time in Dubai.....

#5
Is the rent too damn high?
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#6
One bourban.

One shot.

And one beer.


amirite?
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#8
Quote by Roan_Minstrel
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer?


Alcoholic bevys son.
Is it hot in here??

This one time in Dubai.....

#9
This is what happens when poor people are lazy.
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#10
Quote by dann_blood
This is what happens when poor people are lazy.

Maan i was tired
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#12
Quote by Zeletros
How come you have money to get drunk?

because drinks cost a few dollars.

rent is a couple of hundred.

there's a slight discrepancy between the 2 amounts.
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#13
Hope everything will turn out ok dude. Just get your shit together.
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#22
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#23
Quote by ethan_hanus
He could of saved those few dollars to buy food, instead of booze.


Booze is more important than food. Remember, eatings cheating.
Is it hot in here??

This one time in Dubai.....

#24
Quote by The9
i lost my job and my bitch of a landlord didnt really care as long as she got her money by friday.


did you honestly expect your landlord to care that you lost your job?
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#26
Can't pay your rent?

Cause all your money's spent?

BUT THATS OK, CAUSE IM STILL FLY
NT

BE QUICK OR BE DEAD SON
#27
Vote for Jimmy McMillan
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#30
Did you offer to have sex with her for rent money? ahaha
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#31
Quote by High&Mighty
She hollerin' about the front rent, she be lucky to get any back rent.

She aint gettin none of it
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#32
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Coffee and music are the only and best stimulants i need.


caffeine is a horrible stimulant. it's just jittery.

#35
Quote by ethan_hanus
He could of saved those few dollars to buy food, instead of booze.


He could have got Guinness, then he'd have both.
#37
And the legend, of the rent, was WAY HARDCORE!!!!!
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#39
wait, so spending money you dont have on alchohol is a good thing?


why'd you lose your job? were you a dick at work? lol
#40
I see this has failed. Its a song guys.
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer by george thorogood.
Only 3 ppl got it.
=(
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