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#1
Alright, so some of my friends are starting a scenecore band and they wanted me to play guitar because they know I'm a beast, so I said yeah. I don't usually listen to this type of music due to elitist ******ry but I gave it a chance and I like it. My main goal in this band is to get a lot of scene bitches, not musical integrity.

I wanna also learn how to sing cleans so bitches will be more inclined to hop on my dick so I tried to sing like the singer from Attack Attack and I can't do it. My voice isn't as powerful as his and some of those notes are so high you'd need to be 12 years old to hit them...

How do I learn how to sing like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh7n4TvXt5A&feature=player_detailpage#t=60s
#3
Find a teacher and practice. Also if your voice sucks you suck.
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#5
Quote by ChadLikesGuitar
Alright, so some of my friends are starting a scenecore band and they wanted me to play guitar because they know I'm a beast, so I said yeah. I don't usually listen to this type of music due to elitist ******ry but I gave it a chance and I like it. My main goal in this band is to get a lot of scene bitches, not musical integrity.

I wanna also learn how to sing cleans so bitches will be more inclined to hop on my dick so I tried to sing like the singer from Attack Attack and I can't do it. My voice isn't as powerful as his and some of those notes are so high you'd need to be 12 years old to hit them...

How do I learn how to sing like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh7n4TvXt5A&feature=player_detailpage#t=60s


Practice, and singing lessons I'd guess. Good luck brah.
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#11
Quote by DiminishedFifth
easy bitches > Integrity > bitches


Fixed.
Oh f*ck it,
I'm gonna have a party.
I had the blankest year,
I watched life turn into a TV show.
It was totally weird.
#13
I recomend taking large amounts of....pussy pills?...idk...just sort of....de man yourself....ooh that reminds me...you should....cut off your nuts...

ok for real

I actually like this scene shit...so..

Get lessons....and try to find a more motivating motivation than just bitches...
I haz gotten gud
#14
It's just his voice, well it's the studio's version of his voice anyway. Just sing the way you sing.
#15
That's just his voice. Try singing an octave lower though, and find a decent vocal coach to help you expand your range until you can sing that high.
#17
Quote by ChadLikesGuitar
Alright, so some of my friends are starting a scenecore band and they wanted me to play guitar because they know I'm a beast


I stopped here.

Edit: ^
#19
Are you actually serious?

Auto-tune. /thread

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#20
Quote by DiminishedFifth
Integrity > bitches

Ok bro, when I'm ****ing easy scene bitches after every show and you're playing your dumbass 7th chords we'll see who's cooler.
#22
Quote by ChadLikesGuitar
Ok bro, when I'm ****ing easy scene bitches after every show and you're playing your dumbass 7th chords we'll see who's cooler.


The other guy's cooler.


I know because I replaced every word after "Ok,", "bro", and "when" with "douche".
#23
Quote by ChadLikesGuitar
Ok bro, when I'm ****ing easy scene bitches after every show and you're playing your dumbass 7th chords we'll see who's cooler.

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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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#25
Quote by ChadLikesGuitar
Ok bro, when I'm ****ing easy scene bitches after every show and you're playing your dumbass 7th chords we'll see who's cooler.


...I like Major 7th chords

#28
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Watching a fat kid dance around in a white shirt....wow...Al Gore was right...the glaciers really ARE shifting.


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#31
Quote by NothingRocks
No.

Just no.


gay.

just gay.
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#32
Quote by ApatheticMe
I actually like this scene shit...so..

Get lessons....and try to find a more motivating motivation than just bitches...


I was under the impression that all scene shit bands were purely motivated by the 17 year old girls with very large skunk colored hair and caked on whore-paint.

I mean, it's very obvious they don't care about music at all
#35
... a beast at guitar =/= triplets on open string and basic melodies ...

and as said before , autotune


or castration , lil' Jeremy style
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#36
Quote by NothingRocks
I'd rather not stick my dick into anything that looks like this. I'll stick to traps, thank-you-very-much.

yup, totez gay


#38
Quote by Good_Lord
... a beast at guitar =/= triplets on open string and basic melodies ...

and as said before , autotune


or castration , lil' Jeremy style

son I can play Eruption I'm a beast and I can do diminished arpeggios
#40
Quote by ChadLikesGuitar
son I can play Eruption I'm a beast and I can do diminished arpeggios

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Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
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