Poll: Would you?
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Hell yeah bruh, finna [URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1Arrrc_9_0]get my dick licked[/URL]
22 12%
No way dude. That's hella gay.
155 88%
Voters: 177.
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#1
You're in a casual/smart casual restaurant. This place isn't too fancy, but it's certainly no dive sports bar. You have to take a shit, so you go to the bathroom.

In the stall, you notice a hand has appeared out of the wall, and it's holding a condom! You recognize this as the universal symbol for "I want to suck your dick."

So what do you do? Do you put it through the hole, knowing full well that it's a dude on the other side, or do you just ignore him?

Hell yeah bruh, finna get my dick licked
#3
I like that porn series that tricks straight guys into getting sucked off by gay guys at glory holes. I forgot what it's called.

OT: I wouldn't. That's awfully unsanitary.
Last edited by due 07 at Oct 2, 2011,
#11
I don't frequent public bathrooms or ones that have people in stall beside...idk why I just don't like shitting beside anyone after that one time 2 years ago where a dude was jerking off in dorm bathroom...I saw seamen on the floor after I thought I heard something wet hit the tile...
#13
lulz wtf
G(g)od was like: "Make you an ark of gopher wood; rooms shall you make in the ark, and shall pitch it within and without with pitch."

And i was like: "What's gopher wood?"
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#17
Quote by FireHawk
whats the fun of getting your dick sucked if your wearing a rubber


Dude speaks the truth
G(g)od was like: "Make you an ark of gopher wood; rooms shall you make in the ark, and shall pitch it within and without with pitch."

And i was like: "What's gopher wood?"
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#19
Should have made a public poll. I want to see who is and isn't possessing a sense of adventure.
#21
No. I don't really like the idea of putting my penis through a wall.
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Pretty sure Jesus was decaffeinated.


I'm just a hedonist without happiness
#22
The real question is, do you take the shit before or after?
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#23
Quote by Well.......
As long as there isn't any sort of reciprocity involved, why not, man.


Lmao, so you're only gay one way.
G(g)od was like: "Make you an ark of gopher wood; rooms shall you make in the ark, and shall pitch it within and without with pitch."

And i was like: "What's gopher wood?"
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#25
Quote by due 07
I like that porn series that tricks straight guys into getting sucked off by gay guys at glory holes. I forgot what it's called.

OT: I wouldn't. That's awfully unsanitary.


cool
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#26
Nah. I mean, what if the dude bites your dick off? That's just a random stranger over there, you don't know their mental state. Get an awkward blowjob from a stranger through a dirty bathroom wall, or get your dick bitten off...

I think I'll pass. >_>
#27
Dude are you bored tonight or what?
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#28
Quote by FireHawk
during, its a blumpkin man

So you'd be shitting all over yourself standing up while getting blow off? No thanks.
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#30
Quote by DonGlover
So you'd be shitting all over yourself standing up while getting blow off? No thanks.


You might as well got for mass enjoyment while going on this adventure. Then the dude can lick the shit off your pants and shit...
#31
Quote by Alex Vik


I agree
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I'll be massive conquistador
Give me soul and show me the door
Metal heavy, soft at the core
Gimme toro, gimme some more


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#35


If that happened to me I'd take the condom, put it on my finger, and stick my finger through the hole. Potential lulz.
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You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#36
So wait.....you are apparently straight but you'd want to get sucked off by a guy?


You're obviously not as straight as you think.
Sincerely,
Shitstirrer
#37
Quote by genghisgandhi


Hell yeah bruh, finna get my dick licked




The idea of that creepy me out. I'd be weary about doing with with a girlfriend, let alone a stranger. Maybe I'm just odd, but regardless I'm dying of cancer.
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