#1
ok guys. garage door won't open and my car is inside. there is no other way into the garage. no window, no door, nothing. what do? the door only lifts about 3 inches then stops.
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#2
Develop an eating disorder so that you can fit inside the opening.
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#4
I suggest getting some dynamite... then you go find a locksmith that can offer his services in exchange for dynamite.
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#7
Quote by PureGouldBass
I know I can lift the garage door manually if it jams or doesn't work. Try this.

i have. me and my gf tried lifting it at the same time and its not moving at all.
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#10
Rip it the fuck off.
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#11
It might be jammed or off the track if you can't lift it.
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#12
Go to the gym and progressively get better at deadlifting. Then in a couple of years you'll definitely be able to lift it like a boss.


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#13
kick that sh*t in.

if kicking doesn't work do a basil fawlty and assault it with a branch

if that still doesn't work then you're f*cked... go buy a new car.
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#15
Quote by urzafan
i have. me and my gf tried lifting it at the same time and its not moving at all.

You have to pull a cord inside the garage to dislodge it so you can lift it manually, usually.
#17
Quote by mental_zer0
You have to pull a cord inside the garage to dislodge it so you can lift it manually, usually.

but i cant get into the garage to pull the cord...
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#18
Quote by urzafan
but i cant get into the garage to pull the cord...

anyone can get into a garage with a big enough brick.
#19
Quote by sporkman7
wait... the only way into your garage is through the garage door?
there's no other door???

correct. i live in a condo and its the only garage in the building that isn't connected to the house (go figure)
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#21
may i suggest you take a sledgehammer to the back of the garage (or side) and get in that way, THEN you can put a door in the hole so you will always have another way in.

you get your car now, and also if the same happens again, you have a door!

also if you cant open the door from the inside then you can use the sledgehammer to knock the garage door out and replace that too while you're at it...

i can't believe it took me this long to come up with this solution, it's what i'd have done had i had a garage... or a car...
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#22
Quote by roRyL
Lift it with your dick


This. You dont do cock pushups for nothing.


Seriously though, have you tryed a trolley jack or something? The bog standard scissor jack or something that comes in cars might even do it.
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#24
my water heater is behind the garage and the furnace too. i can't go thru that way and my neighbors garages are on the side.
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#25
Quote by rockdude375
This. You dont do cock pushups for nothing.


Seriously though, have you tryed a trolley jack or something? The bog standard scissor jack or something that comes in cars might even do it.

my jack is inside my car.
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#26
Quote by rockdude375
This. You dont do **** pushups for nothing.


Seriously though, have you tryed a trolley jack or something? The bog standard scissor jack or something that comes in cars might even do it.



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Seriously though, have you tryed a trolley jack or something? The bog standard scissor jack or something that comes in cars might even do it.



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or something that comes in cars might even do it.


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or something that comes in cars might even do it.


you didn't read the fact that his car is in his garage did you?


although saying that... use someone else's jack...
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#27
Quote by urzafan
my jack is inside my car.


Yes I gathered that, has no one on your street or who lives near you got one? Theres got to be someone within a couple of minutes walk of you whos got a jack.
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#30
Quote by Dempsey68
you didn't read the fact that his car is in his garage did you?


although saying that... use someone else's jack...


My point entirely, smart-arse.
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#33
Quote by Dempsey68
may i suggest you take a sledgehammer to the back of the garage (or side) and get in that way, THEN you can put a door in the hole so you will always have another way in.

you get your car now, and also if the same happens again, you have a door!

also if you cant open the door from the inside then you can use the sledgehammer to knock the garage door out and replace that too while you're at it...

i can't believe it took me this long to come up with this solution, it's what i'd have done had i had a garage... or a car...

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