#1
Organic Pop Tarts!! I hate Diets What has become of food????? Will we all be eating steak in pill form? What is the next step? The Complete elimination of flavor due to thee over excitement of taste buds!! Will flavor become illegal?? <-_- lol
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#2
Yes, flavor regulations aren't a joke, and frankly I'm offended that you would even mention them in a comical fashion.
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#5
You have absolutely what the word 'organic' means in today's society. Do your research before you open your mouth.
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#8
Do you know what "organic" even means?
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#9
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she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"

he said "NO..""

da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.

boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.

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he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)

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#10
Organic poptarts kick ass. They have JUST as much sugar as regular poptarts. Quit complaining
#14
**** now they can stick the word "organic" next to any brand and just for marketing.

"New Organic Cyanide Flakes"
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#15
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**** now they can stick the word "organic" next to any brand and just for marketing.

"New Organic Cyanide Flakes"


It's funny how many people wouldn't catch that. Like the arsenic argument they were having a while ago with apple juice. "Well, it's just the amount of ORGANIC arsenic that is raising the amounts of overall arsenic, it's organic, so it's obviously safe."


Someone should tell them that any type of arsenic is basically poison, organic or not.
#16
My girlfriend took me into a health food store and I almost instantly felt unhealthy! Lol! That's were is seen the Organic poptarts!
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#19
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Im down for organic pop tarts! Im a vegetarian and cant eat poptarts

I seriously hope that was a joke.
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#20
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I seriously hope that was a joke.



You'd be surprised at all the shit that isn't vegetarian.


Disregard this post if you were talking about how just because it's organic doesn't mean it's vegetarian.
#21
I've been on a health-kick lately. Low-Fat when I can ; whole-grain/whole-wheat, Gluten-free, Low-Calorie. It's made me feel nothing better better and more alert, great stuff. But if you want a poptart, eat a god damn poptart.
#22
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A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.

she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"

he said "NO..""

da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.

boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.

she was ded.

he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)

xxx~*...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME...~*xxx


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#23
^What the fuck am I looking at

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A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode.

she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr"

he said "NO..""

da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine.

boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.

she was ded.

he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr)

xxx~*...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME...~*xxx


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#24
Its true, cant eat em. Im sure a veggie pop tart would taste amazing too. Made with real strawberry!
And that joke story would been funnier if the punch line was bitches be crazy
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