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#1
Why don't you guys take Ancient Aliens seriously? The people on there go to college for that type of stuff, they have degrees and do research into that shit. And they make sense out of almost everything. Why does everyone have such a hard time believing their theories? Giogio Tsoukalos is a really smart person and knows what he's talking about.
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#5
Hey look, is that a pink unicorn?
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Why don't you guys take Ancient Aliens seriously? The people on there go to college for that type of stuff, they have degrees and do research into that shit. And they make sense out of almost everything. Why does everyone have such a hard time believing their theories? Giogio Tsoukalos is a really smart person and knows what he's talking about.



...are you Giogio Tsoukalos?
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#8
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...are you Giogio Tsoukalos?

No. He's purplehaze2242.
Dumb ass.
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#9
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"so you mean if the father is sterile, the kid will be sterile too?"

Proof God exists and evolution is a lie:
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the prove is u because u did n create urself and ur parents dindt and their parents didnt and so on and we are not monkeys peace

#10
I take it very seriously... I am an alien from Zeta Reticuli and I helped build the Sumer civilization.
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#12
The "experts" on Ancient Aliens look like producers found homeless guys, put them in suits, and said "Tell the camera what you were telling me earlier."
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i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#13
Quote by padgea7x
...are you Giogio Tsoukalos?



Giorgio*. And no I'm not him but i really like him because he can make sense out of any question you have and he explains things in detail.


But seriously, it's a good show, it's informative, and they really do answer a lot of questions about the world.
#14
Go and get a degree in picking up dog shit and see if anyone gives more of a fuck.
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The "experts" on Ancient Aliens look like producers found homeless guys, put them in suits, and said "Tell the camera what you were telling me earlier."

Wouldn't it be all stories from 'Nam?
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Giorgio*. And no I'm not him but i really like him because he can make sense out of any question you have and he explains things in detail.


But seriously, it's a good show, it's informative, and they really do answer a lot of questions about the world.


no, they dont.
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TS, anything intelligent you said in the "pot smokers can't own guns thread" is now even further discredited.

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i know an ancient alien. he's pretty cool.


He's, like, 85 and, like, from Poland or something.
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#20
If they substituted 'God' with ancient aliens and said he was the one that came down and helped/did all this crazy stuff I bet you would be like pfffft thats BS.
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Wouldn't it be all stories from 'Nam?
Don't make fun of veterans.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#22
aliens are like god... well not really, but not everyone believes in god so why do people have to believe in aliens? "Theories" are called "Theories" for a reason.
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#23
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If they substituted 'God' with ancient aliens and said he was the one that came down and helped/did all this crazy stuff I bet you would be like pfffft thats BS.



Who do you think God is? They had a whole episode on how a bunch of god's and mythical beings were really aliens and people at the time didn't know how to explain things like technology.


that's why i said in the religion thread that I think jesus was really an alien, it's true. When they "resurected" him, he was really being taken back home.


There is credible evidence for everything they say.
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The "experts" on Ancient Aliens look like producers found homeless guys, put them in suits, and said "Tell the camera what you were telling me earlier."




This.


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There is credible evidence for everything they say.



No, there fucking isn't. It's speculation and conjecture.
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Who do you think God is? They had a whole episode on how a bunch of god's and mythical beings were really aliens and people at the time didn't know how to explain things like technology.


that's why i said in the religion thread that I think jesus was really an alien, it's true. When they "resurected" him, he was really being taken back home.


There is credible evidence for everything they say.

No, there isn't.
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Quote by purplehaze2242
Who do you think God is? They had a whole episode on how a bunch of god's and mythical beings were really aliens and people at the time didn't know how to explain things like technology.


that's why i said in the religion thread that I think jesus was really an alien, it's true. When they "resurected" him, he was really being taken back home.


There is credible evidence for everything they say.
Define credible.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#29
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Don't make fun of veterans.


it's okay, cause Jackal is a veteran. he fought in The Battle of Magh Ithe.

OT, TS, you are an awful troll. this thread is bad and you should feel bad.
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#30
I was watching the latest Sherlock Holmes movie and he said something that covers just about every conspiracy or pseudoscientific theory.

If you're quick to make assumptions it's inevitable that you begin to twist facts to fit theories rather than theories to fit facts.
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#31
Quote by purplehaze2242
Who do you think God is? They had a whole episode on how a bunch of god's and mythical beings were really aliens and people at the time didn't know how to explain things like technology.


that's why i said in the religion thread that I think jesus was really an alien, it's true. When they "resurected" him, he was really being taken back home.


There is credible evidence for everything they say.


I do not view God as a "who."
#32
Quote by purplehaze2242
that's why i said in the religion thread that I think jesus was really an alien, it's true. When they "resurected" him, he was really being taken back home.
He wasn't resurrected, he never even died. Until many years later somewhere far east.

Take that.
#33



This man knows what he's talking about. Watch an episode and wait for him to explain whatever the subject of the episode is. He makes everything he says so damn believable.


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He wasn't resurrected, he never even died.

Take that.


I know, thats why I put resurected in quotations, He didn't die when they crucified him and when he was in his tomb they came to take him back to the mothership and people though he died so they said he came back to life but he was never dead and he wasnt really resurected, he was being taken back home but the ancients didnt have words for things like that so they thought it was magic and the power of god.
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#34
Well, they do bring some interesting philosphical questions to the table, but the conclusions they reach about some subjects are far from a solid logical foundation.
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#36
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This man knows what he's talking about. Watch an episode and wait for him to explain whatever the subject of the episode is. He makes everything he says so damn believable.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#39
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So did Hitler. As a History channel buff, you should know that too.



I'm not a history channel buff, that's the only reason I even watch that channel.
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I know, thats why I put resurected in quotations, He didn't die when they crucified him and when he was in his tomb they came to take him back to the mothership and people though he died so they said he came back to life but he was never dead and he wasnt really resurected, he was being taken back home but the ancients didnt have words for things like that so they thought it was magic and the power of god.



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Well, shucks.

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I'm not a history channel buff, that's the only reason I even watch that channel.


Yeah, because the only History show worth watching is the one that uses the least amount of fact.
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