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#1
I'm writing an article on this shit...

I figured the pit would be the best place to jump in, you're all pretty ****ed up, what animal would you be?

e.g. Are you a sex fiend? You're a Bonobo monkey

Tell me what you'd be and why.
#2
I'd be a snake so I can get free plane rides.
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#5
How about a wolf?


I can be in a pack and badass up in dat winter biome.
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#6
Lion, cause im the king of the jungle mofos
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#7
I'd be a bird. idc if its a humming bird/crow/spearow/hawk/eagle/falcon. They look so free when they fly.
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#9
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Lion, cause im the king of the jungle mofos



Lions don't live in the jungle. They live in like the savanah.
#15
I was gunna say Honey Badger, but since thats taken I will say Gizzly Bear
WARUM TUT ES WEH, WENN ICH PINKLE?!
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Disregard that,i suck cocks.
#17
I'd be a Samuel L. Jackson so I could deny freeloader snakes plane rides.
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#18
I'd be a potato.

Potatoes just don't care.
Coz they've got nothing to worry about.
They just chill around and be in the ground, and when it's time for them to be eaten, they're all like, "It's okay man, I can be made into chips."
Chips are delicious.
Man I'm hungry.
Also, quite high.


Like a bird.
#19
My friend did something like this, he said he would be a Raptor because he spikes his hair and he runs fast lol...didn't get the best mark
#20
Quote by alyxmelia
I'm writing an article on this shit...

I figured the pit would be the best place to jump in, you're all pretty ****ed up, what animal would you be?

e.g. Are you a sex fiend? You're a Bonobo monkey

Tell me what you'd be and why.



Honey badger dont care, he doesnt give a shit. He just takes what he wants
#22
i'm a dragon cause **** you i'm a dragon!
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#23
I'd be a domestic cat because I won't give a shit about my human owners and every one knows humans are on the top of every food chain.
#24
Quote by Im_Broken
I'd be a potato.

Potatoes just don't care.
Coz they've got nothing to worry about.
They just chill around and be in the ground, and when it's time for them to be eaten, they're all like, "It's okay man, I can be made into chips."
Chips are delicious.
Man I'm hungry.
Also, quite high.


Like a bird.

Taters gonna tate
#26
A koala, because I would be the coolest ****ing animal ever (and the cutest).
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What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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Isis is amazing
#27
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A koala, because I would be the coolest ****ing animal ever (and the cutest).

Koalas have two thumbs per hand, males have a bifurcated penis, and females have two vaginae.

They are also slowly dying of syphilis.
#28

dragon because i sleep on my pile of gold.

but really a raven cleaver smart free bastards
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I'm content with being a horny mutant lizard.
#31
an eagle cuz then i could fly like a badass ... or a house cat cuz i hate most people
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Where the winds hit heavy on the borderline
Remember me to the one who lives there
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#32
Raptor Jesus
Whenever the Will to Power, in no matter what form, begins to decline, a physiological retrogression, decadence always supervenes.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
#33
A cat so I could not give a shit and sleep all day and lick myself with no judgement.

Also a Panda so I could be adorable and then maul your ass.
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#34
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Raptor Jesus


no way
you're
an ent
because
you type
the way
that
an ent
talks.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#35
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no way
you're
an ent
because
you type
the way
that
an ent
talks.

what's an ent?
Whenever the Will to Power, in no matter what form, begins to decline, a physiological retrogression, decadence always supervenes.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
#36
In all seriousness, though. A honey badger really doesn't give a shit. I'm from Wisconsin, I can testify.
OBEY THE MIGHTY SHITKICKER
#38
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Koalas have two thumbs per hand, males have a bifurcated penis, and females have two vaginae.

They are also slowly dying of syphilis.

Technically it's chlamydia
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What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


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Isis is amazing
#39
A Jackdaw, because i have very dark, almost black hair.
WHOMP

Think of that next time you are not allowed to laugh.
#40
probably a rat

low and sneaky, but a survivor. under the radar. hidden.
i am the rat beneath the floorboards of the world.
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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