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#1
discuss...

Now with elaboration!

Do you guys prefer smoked on unsmoked bacon then?

Middle, streaky or back bacon.

How about your steak?

Rump, sirloin, rib eye, t-bone, fillet?

How do you like it cooked? Medium, well done, rare, still mooing?
Last edited by LivinJoke84 at Oct 4, 2011,
#3
Steak wrapped in Bacon.

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#4
Bacon for breakfast and steak for diner.

Hooray for Dr. Atkins.
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#6
Steak. Bigger meal than bacon, leaves you feeling more satisfied and with far less of a craving to guzzle gallons of water.
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#8
Bacon is an incredible food, and irrefutable evidence that there is in fact, a God.

However, I could say much the same about a properly cooked steak.

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Steak wrapped in Bacon.

WHAT NOW, BITCH?


Impossible. It can't be done.
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#10
A steak is a cut of meat.
Bacon is a cured meat prepared from a pig.

Therefor it is possible to have a bacon steak. Your whole thread crumbles away from so much awesomeness
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#13
If i could only ever have one it would have to be bacon.

As much as i like steak i eat bacon much more often.

If i had to give up my bacon butties on a weekend i think id die
#14
what kind of steak (animal, cut, how it's cooked, etc)? that matters considerably.
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#16
Beak/Bake?

Serisuly though. Bacon, without a doubt.
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If i could only ever have one it would have to be bacon.

As much as i like steak i eat bacon much more often.

If i had to give up my bacon butties on a weekend i think id die


I think you've got it the wrong way round, mate

Bacon for me, btw. I hardly ever eat it, eat steak more often, but man, bacon.
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Steak every now and then as a treat. Bacon all the time.
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Steak
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#24
Do you guys prefer smoked on unsmoked bacon then?

Middle, streaky or back bacon.

How about your steak?

Rump, sirloin, rib eye, t-bone, fillet?
#26
Steak. Steak is always amazing as long as it's cooked decently, whereas a bacon sandwich is very often not as good as you imagine it's going to be.
#27
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Steak. Steak is always amazing as long as it's cooked decently, whereas a bacon sandwich is very often not as good as you imagine it's going to be.


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#28
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Classic syptom of 'Not Doing it Right'. It's a very common problem. Contact your GP.


H'agreed.
#30
T-bone/Porterhouse. Well seasoned and medium rare. Only way to have it. Oh, and bacon on the side.
#31
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The ones I make are amazing because I make sure I buy good bacon. But when you buy one from a cafe or something, I always imagine it's going to be absolutely incredible and it rarely is.

But you just can't **** up steak. The less you do, the better it is.
#32
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The ones I make are amazing because I make sure I buy good bacon. But when you buy one from a cafe or something, I always imagine it's going to be absolutely incredible and it rarely is.

But you just can't **** up steak. The less you do, the better it is.


Never, EVER, trust another human being with your bacon sarnie.

The only human who will ever make a superior bacon sarnie is your own father, as he is the vessel through which you learn the art of the perfect sarnie.

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#34
Thick-sliced hickory smoked bacon.
Sirloin steak. I like to hear the cow scream as I'm taking a bite out of it.
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#35
It's Bacon!
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Sirloin steak. I like to hear the cow scream as I'm taking a bite out of it.


This dude knows how to eat steak.

I love it when you cut into it, and it's arteries are still pumping blood.
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#37
MUDDERFUGGING BACON

in a butty

with ketchup

for breakfast

lunch and dinner
#38
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Steak wrapped in Bacon.

WHAT NOW, BITCH?


This.

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Bacon for breakfast and steak for diner.

Hooray for Dr. Atkins.


Or this.

EDIT: You must also have your steak smothered in peppercorn sauce, and eat it when it's still hotter than the fires of mount doom.
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#40
Sirloin tips, Medium-well
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