#1
Examples:

--Can't be arsed to use the searchbar

--Can't be arsed to read through the entire thread....prompting a user to say "can't be arsed to *something that has already been said*" once this thread gets a plethora of posts. I'm hilarious.




Anyway, I have a lot of them since I am a lazy bastard, but here is one that always gets me.
--Can't be arsed to clean my car.

What can't you be arsed to do?
#2
Can't be arsed posting a sensible post.
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#3
Post in this thread.

Wait...
When some stranger on the internet says it is so, it must be so.
#4
Bike 10 miles to see my girlfriend and friends for half an hour.
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#6
'Tl;Dr'
In the days of darkness men feared not the sword and the lance
Nor did he fear the beast of fire... He feared...
THE AXEMAN!!





The Earth is covered in ash and our lungs have filled with worms...
#9
To go outside. It's raining here. I think I'll just stay in bed.
"Recording is God's way of telling you that you suck." -Bob Brozman
#10
Can't be arsed waking up properly.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#12
Can't be arsed to think of something I can't be arsed to do... seriously.
All the way from Palm Springs, just out of detox.
Show him a warm welcome, let's hear some applause