UG's favorite pipsqueak is 17 today. but he's still not any taller.

i got you a surprise. i'll give it to you later when i have time.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
I got you Jodie Marsh

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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.

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^ Yargh, that's gonna replace the whale in my nightmares.

Happy birthday man

I got you your boner back

Happy birthday!

I got you a shaved pussy

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Do you like being sigged or, like me do you feel strangely violated?
Happy Lappy Birthday!!!
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You sir, are a giant c*** and you finger will forever haunt my dreams.

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Coco-Loco is the finest bit of meat on the butcher block.
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My birthday too

Happy Birthday.
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?

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You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.

Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
Pfft, I'm probably shorter than him.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect

Happy birthday!
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
Happy birthday! I got you a hug
17 is an uneventful age but I think it's better than 19.
I love you man have a happy birthday It's too late now for me to post some avatar related pic to your birthday so just imagine I did something awesome, I gave you the greatest gift ever, imagination.

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i got you a lightsaber. (Invalid img)
Call me Chris
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had a blast until the person in front of me whipped out his dick and started pissing all over the floor..

Ducks and guitars or fish and guitars. I lead a simple existence
I got you your own personal mariachi band. Hurray!

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You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

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You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

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You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.