Poll: So..?
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Thomas #1
44 32%
Edward #2
6 4%
Henry #3
17 12%
Gordon #4
30 22%
James #5
24 17%
Percy... #6
17 12%
Voters: 138.
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#1
Which of these mighty Tank Engines was the most bitchin?
The most badass?
THE KING OF THE HILL! THE RULER OF THE ROOST!.. some may say.


Was it Thomas?.. After all, he is.. No.1!




Or maybe Edward?..




What about Henry?




Gordon the BIG Engine?




James.. THE RED ENGINE!



SHIT THE BED! LOOK AT HOW BITCHIN HE IS! ALL UP IN YO GRILL WITH HIS BADASS BITCHIN REDNESS.

Fuck man. He's so bitchin. BITCHES DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT HIS BITCHINESS.

Or Percy... plain, boring, green, Percy.



Pussy.

Look at him. All fat, and stuff.
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#2
Thomas since I was named after him, it was on in the hospital whilst I was being bored and my brother refused to call me anything else.

In reality though, Henry's a moody cunt and Gordon's bitchin'.
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#3
James was the coolest when I was a kid, and he's still the coolest.
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#5
James is a sleazbag. Only pulling coach, "too good" for any real work. Edward the old-timer is bitchin, coming in to save the day and shit. hellz yeah.
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#11
Percy is gay.
Gotta say Thomas, he's a good engine, always does his part even with the pushy coal cars
#12
I like Spencer.
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#17
I'm gonna have to go with Toby, how the hell could you forget him?
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#18
I vote for the 1,500 horse jet turbine in the M1 Abrams. That's what I thought this thread was about, so that's what I'm voting for.
#19
For using the modern cartoon images you fail.

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#20
Henry was my guy. Him and Gordon were true gentlemen. James was a douche
#21
Quote by Tom 1.0
For using the modern cartoon images you fail.


It's how I remember it
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#22
Edward, Henry, Gordon and James are tender engines, not tank engines
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#23
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Edward, Henry, Gordon and James are tender engines, not tank engines

Awww. How sweet.


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#24
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Awww. How sweet.


Fruitcake.


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#25
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It's how I remember it



you didnt even get Ringo did you?

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#26
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you didnt even get Ringo did you?

Ringo > Carlin.
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#27
Quote by Tom 1.0
For using the modern cartoon images you fail.

+1

Nitpick here, only Percy, Thomas, Duck, and Toby are actually tank engines. the rest have tenders for holding the coal and water.

On topic (though this seems to be kind of a topicless thread), Gordon. Why? He looks like something that got shipped to england from the US (kinda). And American steam>British steam.
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#28
Yeah thats a good point.

Where the **** is Duck?

He was the best.

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#36
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Yeah same. I still remember what their wheels smell like.

Out of that list, I would have to say Percy. He is a dandy and he's really cute And henry is a dick. I hate him.

Oh, and if I could choose one that wasn't on the list, I'd choose Jeremiah!
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#37
To people still say bitchin'?


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#38
Thomas was on a hype ting.
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#39
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To people still say bitchin'?


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#40
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Oh you...


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