Poll: Can Criminals Be Classy?
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View poll results: Can Criminals Be Classy?
Hell Yeah!
124 83%
Shoot No!
6 4%
Dang It TS! STFU!!!!
19 13%
Voters: 149.
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#1
Okay. A discussion in my family morphed into a disagreement whether Criminals could be classy or not. My sister and I said yes, mum said no.

Of course, what else to do, but ask the Pit the very same question, to settle this silliness?


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#3
Yes. They are called politicians, lawyers and CEOs


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#4
Like white collar crime?
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The mob are pretty classy.
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#8
Yes. Ever heard of the gentleman thief character?
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#9
have you seen a picture of al capone's cell at eastern state penitentiary? if that's not classy I don't know what is.
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#10
white collar crime?

the only difference is that they dont end up fightng the cops in a drunken rage and come out in cuffs with their shirts ripped off and their face bruised. And of course their bails are set so high that if they pay them it pretty much constitutes like a quarter of the city's income.
#11
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have you seen a picture of al capone's cell at eastern state penitentiary? if that's not classy I don't know what is.


A great example!!!

I can also imagine Jack the Ripper being classy...but who is to know?

I'm liking the responses though ugys, keep them coming!
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#12
Every male villain in the original batman was classy, especially the penguin
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#13
Javier Bardem was pretty classy in no country for old men. in a creepy, macabre kind of way. Like he wasn't some drunk or whatever or raving lunatic going around screaming robbing banks or whatnot.

I just think he was awesome in a wickedly silent way.

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#18
For sure, Albert Fish was the classiest of them all.
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#19
White collar crime.

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A great example!!!

I can also imagine Jack the Ripper being classy...but who is to know?

I'm liking the responses though ugys, keep them coming!

I find it kind of hard to picture the person who sent a woman's liver to the police as "classy."
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#20
Watch The Godfather, if the Corleone's aint classy, I don't know who are.

And don't be like: 'Dude, they're fictional.' They are based on real people, so...
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#22
After the Godfather came out, real mobsters tried to imitate it. True story.
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#25
Al Capone.

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Yiiis!!!

But seriously, sending the police a liver, doesn't mean that you're not classy....
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#28
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V for Vendetta, anyone?


That's another great one...though V's fictional.


As a side note, that's an awesome movie.
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#31
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Yeah, no.

see: Berlusconi.



Hae you seen the footage of that guy bumming a female security guard?
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#32
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They're called CEOs




OT: I don't know, pretty much all the ones I had in mind were mentioned in the thread.
#34
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Hae you seen the footage of that guy bumming a female security guard?

Sounds inviting
#35
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Sounds inviting


Yeah...There's a theory that it's his public double though, and not him.
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#37
D. B. Cooper.
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Watch The Godfather, if the Corleone's aint classy, I don't know who are.

And don't be like: 'Dude, they're fictional.' They are based on real people, so...

Just because pretty much every mafia bosses story is like Vito Corleone's doesn't mean the movie is based of real people

But yeah, i would say the Mafia, and i'm pretty sure there's some class serial killers out there or have been out there. They're pretty disgusting people for what they did but they can still have the conventional idea of 'class'.
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