#1
So I was looking around my local craigslist and found this add for an ESP LTD M-201. Read the first part. :P

"I have a esp ltd m-201 its just causing problems cuz i cant set up a floyd rose and i get mad so i looking for something with out a floyd rose ill trade or sell i perfer trade but i will sell its in good condtion it has emg hz passive pick ups and sounds great call at ---- --- ---- or email at -------------------------------- ( no spaces in the email address dont wanna be flagged thanks ) will wmail picutres to serouis buyers
i also have a guitar research guitar for 100 let me know thanks"




poor dude
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#3
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#4
omg thats hilarious i would have never imagined an inexperiened guitarist would find it difficult and frustrating to set up a floyd rose without prior knowledge, omg omg omg lmfao
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#5
okay shut up i just thought it funny the way he said it. No i guess its not that funny i get that. -.-
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#6
Quote by RetroGunslinger
omg thats hilarious i would have never imagined an inexperiened guitarist would find it difficult and frustrating to set up a floyd rose without prior knowledge, omg omg omg lmfao



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December 14, 2017
#8
Quote by Zeletros
Why do newbies buy guitars with floyd roses anyway?



Because they don't know what a hassle they are. What a dumb question.
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it wouldn't surprise me if UG goes down within the next couple months, along with other privately owned sites


December 14, 2017
#9
Quote by Zeletros
Why do newbies buy guitars with floyd roses anyway?


They don't know any better. A newbie really needs someone that knows their stuff to help them get a good guitar. They just want the guitar like their favorite guitarists play.

Oh yeah, that CL post isn't funny. Who cares if someone doesn't have the patience for a Floyd?
#10
Quote by StewieSwan
Because they don't know what a hassle they are. What a dumb question.



There are no dumb questions
#11
I've been playing guitar for years and floyds terrify me!
What?! There's a clean channel on my amp?!

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#14
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There are no dumb questions



Yes, and when you grow up you can be whatever you want. What other 3rd grade rubbish can we spew?
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#16
Quote by PureGouldBass
Floyd Roses are a piece of piss.


This. However, if you were new to the world of guitar, you wouldn't think the same. Unless you had done extensive research and/or practise into and with them.
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Yes, and when you grow up you can be whatever you want. What other 3rd grade rubbish can we spew?



Don't be a dick, dick
#20
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Fantastic 3rd Grade level contribution, as always, Zeletros.


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#21
Quote by rockdude375
This. However, if you were new to the world of guitar, you wouldn't think the same. Unless you had done extensive research and/or practise into and with them.



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#23
My very first guitar was an Ibanez with a Floyd Rose that had been sitting behind my uncle's couch for ten years. I was 11, and I just looked online about setting up guitars, and advantages of different action heights/pickup heights/etc and was able to set it up without much of a problem. And I still have the guitar with the same Floyd Rose.
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