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It was in her loft for some time (she used to play) and wanting to quickly clear some room out and knowing I'm into music, gave it to me.

What the hell do I even do with it?! This is the first time I've even seen a clarinet up close, and I just don't know what on earth I should do with it.

Now I said some time ago I wanted to learn flute, but I was actually thinking that being given this clarinet would also be a good opportunity for me to learn ANY woodwind instrument.

Anyone got any idea as to whether I can realistically learn this thing without a teacher? I've worked out the embouchure and can produce a note from it. Or should I go for some lessons?
#2
definitely lessons to get you started.

i played bass-clarinet in middle school. (regret that but the teacher kind of forced me)

not the easiest to pick up without a teacher.
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Clarinet is hard to learn. I tried once.
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Clarinet is hard to learn. I tried once.



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#5
You could try and learn it, if its too difficult there is always a market for used instruments... No harm in giving it the old college try though.
#7
Would be pretty hard to masturbate with one, wouldn't it?
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Become the clarinet boy

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#10
I'd get a teacher to be honest. I used to play the Clarinet (wish I still did) and it's not the easiest of intruments. Not the hardest though, I suppose you could learn it yourself if you didn't want to spend the money or whatever. If you learn it yourself though, i'd get some CD's or something, specially at first, so you can compare the notes/sound you're making. Not as simple as the guitar where you press a fret and it will make a note

Oh, and good luck, hope you enjoy it
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is your neighbor some weirdo named Elizabeth Peart by any chance?
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Become awesome.
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Don't stick it into your ass. I know it's tempting. I know it looks like a good idea; but seriously don't. However, if you can stick an old vibrating phone into it and do some cleaning, then fun times are waiting for you.
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#16
PureGouldBass, why do you want to have a sex change?

Is it cos you want bigger hands to play some AH?
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Clarinet is hard to learn. I tried once.

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PureGouldBass, why do you want to have a sex change?

Is it cos you want bigger hands to play some AH?




My hands are already big enough thank you! Seriously, they're damn enormous...
#23
Did the first sentence sound like a sexual reference to anyone else?
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My hands are already big enough thank you! Seriously, they're damn enormous...


Pics....
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#27
A teacher would be a good idea, but you don't really need one unless you wanna really get into it. I taught myself to play the Alto Sax and practice and exploring the instrument was all it took.
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#28
Go to band camp.
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Learn to play Hot Cross Buns.

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#31
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Because you said there enormous?



And why does this require photographic evidence?
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And why does this require photographic evidence?


It doesn't, i just wanted to see a picture..

Most girls i know have really small hands
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And why does this require photographic evidence?

Because he doesn't believe you/wants to see how big they really are.
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It doesn't, i just wanted to see a picture..

Most girls i know have really small hands



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If I spread my fingers out and then measure from the end of my thumb to my little finger, it's 9in.


#37
I played Clarinet in like fifth grade. It was a fairly simple instrument, I remember. Reeds annoyed the shit out of me though, and the feeling of wood on your tongue.
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I played Clarinet in like fifth grade. It was a fairly simple instrument, I remember. Reeds annoyed the shit out of me though, and the feeling of wood on your tongue.



Reeds taste nasty...
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