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#1
And she got all flustered, covered em up and walked off to the bathroom in a hurry. ****. Now shit's gonna be all awkward, how do i make it un-awkward? I fully got booked staring for like 3 full seconds, which is a longass time for booby-staring.
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#3
Light up a cigarette.
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#5
What's a receptionist?
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#7
Now you might be reported for sexual harassment.
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#8
No, it's not gonna be awkward. You're a male, she has boobs. Of course you're going to look at them. Just act normal and everything will be fine.
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#10
Draw attention to your crotch as much as possible from now on.

Also follow her home when she gets off work.
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#12
dude, wtf did you ever do with that gas station you didnt pay at and freaked out on UG whether you should go back and pay or wait and see?!?!
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#14
Hahaha it reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where George gets caught staring at the NBC guy's daughters clevage. "Looking at clevage is like looking at the sun. You can't stare at it, it's too risky."
#16
Just go sit behind her desk and take her calls while she's gone until she comes back as if you're supposed to. When she confronts you, just say "Well someone has to do this job, and since you're obviously not interested in helping these good people, I stepped up to do it."

Then throw the phone down and leave.
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#17
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probably she's just playin the hard to get.


And TS is just playin' hard.
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#19
if you got through what happened in the last thread you made, i'm sure you'll be fine now.
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#20
To be honest, that's what you get. I'm much more concerned about the welfare of her than you in this situation.
#21
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I was just caught staring at the hot receptionist's awesome rack


Aaaaannnnd? Your point is? fuck it or chuck it. Your choice mate, you don't need to brag on here to tell you that.
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#23
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It's obvious she saw you staring, checked you out a little, and had to go to the bathroom to furiously masturbate.
I don't see the problem here?


Yeh most likely this, she clearly wanted you to follow her in TS, way to go
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#25
You can get charged for sexual harassment if she was that offended. I've heard of things like this getting way blown out of proportion.
#27
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To be honest, that's what you get. I'm much more concerned about the welfare of her than you in this situation.

Are you gay? I can't remember. At any rate, there's no harm is looking at exposed cleavage if it was exposed intentionally.
#28
that was enough time to visualize her naked your getting charged with sexual harassment man, but I bet it was totally worth the view.
#29
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You can get charged for sexual harassment if she was that offended. I've heard of things like this getting way blown out of proportion.


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#32
just say you spaced out for a bit
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#33
You've already checked her boobies out, you may as well go all the way and ask her out on a date. It's like when you knock a chick up, you might as well go ahead and ask her to marry you or else shit's ruined. It's exactly like that.

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#34
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Well, she shouldn't of been wearing a shirt that exposed them so much, it's her fault for wearing a shirt that actually lets people notice her boobs.

Yeah, it's pretty much just social convention, not actually an ethical issue.
#35
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Are you gay? I can't remember. At any rate, there's no harm is looking at exposed cleavage if it was exposed intentionally.

I'm not that gay, no.

Evidently there is harm. That's not to say that there was even exposed cleavage in the first place.
#37
Good man.

Honestly though, you're either gonna have to play it off cool like captaincrunk said or just deal with the awkwardness. Fear not, the ta-tas will return...eventually.
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#38
Quote by MiserySignals11
You can get charged for sexual harassment if she was that offended. I've heard of things like this getting way blown out of proportion.


The only thing blown out of proportion here was her bra, oh yeeee...


I'm sorry. I'm not usually like that
#39
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I'm not that gay, no.

That gay? How am I supposed to know how gay you mean when you say "that gay"?
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Evidently there is harm. That's not to say that there was even exposed cleavage in the first place.

The same kind of "harm" that happens when creationists stay up all night crying that babies are aborted. It isn't the kind of "harm" we should give a shit about.
#40
This happened to me on friday at chiropractor. She was a 10/10 blonde with a good d cup or bigger. My jaw was on the desk. She smiled and bent back over he desk to get my papers.
Giggity.