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So today I woke up, and I forgot I was naked. So I go into my kitchen and look out the window after grabbing a drink for a couple minutes not realizing I was completely naked.

Anyways so I was wondering if any of you guys had done anything like this, or had tales of other public nudity
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Yeah I'm naked in the bathroom sometimes. Guess that counts too.
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I rode my bike at night nude a few times. It was pretty awesome swinging in the wind.
Been on a few nude beaches too, but thats pretty casual.
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I shower naked

You sicko! There are children in that area! You pervert!
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You sicko! There are children in that area! You pervert!


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I shower naked

Woa woa woa that is just crazy talk how dare you utter such heresey
#12
I go skinny dipping in my pool pretty often. Hell I rarely wear clothes in the house. If I could I would be naked in public all the time.


no i wouldn't
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#13
fully clothed
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So today I woke up, and I forgot I was naked. So I go into my kitchen and look out the window after grabbing a drink for a couple minutes not realizing I was completely naked.

Anyways so I was wondering if any of you guys had done anything like this, or had tales of other public nudity


I'd say your well within your rights to be nude in your own kitchen. If people don't want to see you, don't look in your windows. Pretty simple.
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I'd say your well within your rights to be nude in your own kitchen. If people don't want to see you, don't look in your windows. Pretty simple.


You'd think that, but no. When I was 8 and a 'crossing guard' there was a dude right in front of my school who showed up naked to the window every morning. I told teachers 500x until one actually saw him. He was arrested very shortly afterwards.
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If anyone sees me naked while i'm in my own house then they shouldn't be looking through my windows... It's rude.

Although, I have seen several cases of real public nudity... in the form of streakers,
exhibitionists... and, myself I guess... I once swam in the sea naked on holiday :]
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I rode my bike at night nude a few times. It was pretty awesome swinging in the wind.


I would never. Riding a bike with clothes on is uncomfortable enough.
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no one at home = naked

as long as its not freezing
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#22
I heared about a dude who got arressted for being naked in his own home, some neighbor was takin a peak and called the cops. heh heh woops
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I shower naked
I shower in a tasteful Speedo like a good American!
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I shower in a tasteful Speedo like a good American!

Do you scrub with steel wool like a good christian?
#26
I support public nudity. *EXCEPT IF YOU'RE FAT, A MALE, UGLY OR OLD*
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#27
I skinnydip often, but that's my backyard, and I don't have neighbors for like 1/4th of a mile.
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I support public nudity. *EXCEPT IF YOUR FAT, A MALE, UGLY OR OLD*

this
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#30
Clothes are too mainstream.
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Do you scrub with steel wool like a good christian?
Yes. Scrub the shame away.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#33
Well as a homeless person (typing from my iphone 5 in the backseat of my lamborghini) my kitchen is public.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#34
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Well as a homeless person (typing from my iphone 5 in the backseat of my lamborghini) my kitchen is public.

There is so much win in this post.
#35
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Well as a homeless person (typing from my iphone 5 in the backseat of my lamborghini) my kitchen is public.

Is it the new Aventador?

I want to try one out.
#36
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I'm always naked under my clothes.


That's ****ed up, yo.
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#38
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I've never been naked in my entire life.


Congrats on being a virgin.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#39
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Hipster alert.


Hipsters are too mainstream.
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Congrats on being a virgin.

I see nothing wrong with be a virgin. I'm to busy learning how to wank at guitar center.
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