#4
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
He's ugly /exit thread.

He tells you how to look like you know what the **** you're doing.
#5
Nononon. Play smoke on the water with really sloppy trem picking and a few sweeps that sound like ass. That'll get you noticed.
#7
only douchebags try to impress people in Guitar Center.

and Paul Waggoner is a shoddy guitar player anyway.
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#8
Quote by theogonia777
only douchebags try to impress people in Guitar Center.

and Paul Waggoner is a shoddy guitar player anyway.

Oh I don't like Paul Waggoner, he's just teaching you how to be the most annoying player at guitar center.
#11
Super old video, and the way to impress people there is to talk gear rather than wank all day...
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#12
Quote by Smokegt2
He tells you how to look like you know what the **** you're doing.


Okay bro.
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#13
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Okay bro.

I'm suprised that you people are taking me seriously O.o. This was supposed to be a joke thread.
#16
Dint actually watch the video brah. Maybe everyone else is trolling you :ninja:
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#17
Quote by Smokegt2
I'm suprised that you people are taking me seriously O.o. This was supposed to be a joke thread.



Next time turn down the suck!


Cool Story Bro..
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#18
Quote by Smokegt2
I'm suprised that you people are taking me seriously O.o. This was supposed to be a joke thread.


And a fine job you did.
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#19
It's not hard. I impressed the store with ****ing Thunderstruck once.
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#20
Quote by rgrockr
It's not hard. I impressed the store with ****ing Thunderstruck once.

Zero people impressed by thunderstruck. You need to pull out all of the Legato wank you can muster. Don't forget to pull out the Schecter C4, and put it through the biggest god damn mesabogie you can find. Make sure it's as loud as you can get it.
#21
Quote by jonathan666666
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKLrO0WIzG4
Play this in Guitar Center and you will automatically be the coolest person there.


After watching the video, in a realistic point of view - I concur.
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#22
Quote by Smokegt2
Zero people impressed by thunderstruck. You need to pull out all of the Legato wank you can muster. Don't forget to pull out the Schecter C4, and put it through the biggest god damn mesabogie you can find.


Having a hard time knowing if you're serious or not.
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#23
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Having a hard time knowing if you're serious or not.

Have a
#24
Quote by Smokegt2
Oh I don't like Paul Waggoner, he's just teaching you how to be the most annoying player at guitar center.


Yeah, you've said. A lot.
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#25
Quote by Smokegt2
Zero people impressed by thunderstruck. You need to pull out all of the Legato wank you can muster. Don't forget to pull out the Schecter C4, and put it through the biggest god damn mesabogie you can find. Make sure it's as loud as you can get it.


THIS.....
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#26
Quote by Trowzaa
Yeah, you've said. A lot.


Look. It's Trowzaa

/pat
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#27
Quote by Trowzaa
Yeah, you've said. A lot.

I'm going to say it again, just for you. Paul Waggnor is teaching you how to be the most annoying guitar player at guitar center, I mean best*
#28
Quote by Smokegt2
put it through the biggest god damn mesabogie you can find.


i'm not quite sure i know what a "mesabogie" is, but i'm almost certain i that won't find one in a guitar store.
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#29
Quote by theogonia777
i'm not quite sure i know what a "mesabogie" is, but i'm almost certain i that won't find one in a guitar store.

It's a new type of amp, coming to a store near you soon.
#30
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
Look. It's Trowzaa

/pat


I'm in every thread ever, don't be so shocked
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#31
Quote by theogonia777
i'm not quite sure i know what a "mesabogie" is, but i'm almost certain i that won't find one in a guitar store.


Buts u needz the mesabogey and pointy bz riches tah impress with the br00tally good mattel pliers in guutar store.
#32
Quote by Trowzaa
I'm in every thread ever, don't be so shocked


And I'm happy every time I see you.
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#33
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
And I'm happy every time I see you.


N'awwwwwww


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#34
Quote by theogonia777
only douchebags try to impress people in Guitar Center.

this
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#36
Quote by Phalen123
I take back my earlier comment

I can and have played this at guitar center

people were impressed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smplqf0FYCk

I was playing Jerry's breakdown on an ovation that I was trying out. The bizarre looks I was getting from 13 year old metalheads were priceless.
The video you posted is awesome, I'm gonna give it a try
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#37
Quote by jonathan666666
I was playing Jerry's breakdown on an ovation that I was trying out. The bizarre looks I was getting from 13 year old metalheads were priceless.
The video you posted is awesome, I'm gonna give it a try



It seems impossible at first but once you get the weirdness of it down it's relatively easy

jsut don't try to speed through it, play it super slowly at first, I still cant decide whether it's easier to finger pick or regular I'm about equal on both
#38
I just play the whole-tone scale in different variations.

I ended up closing down the store once because the tritonicness of my playing summoned a demon.
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#39
I play Technical Difficulties or improv around Cult of Personality, not to impress people , but because it gets hard to play things like that on a Mexi Telecaster.
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