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#1
So in my class this girl that I've been friends with for a solid year told me "ew! shave your ****ing face facial hair is so gross..." and was going on about how much she hated facial hair, and my facial hair for a whole 5 minutes.


I feel extremly embarassed and sad and I'm thinking about cutting myself and sending her a picture so she can see what she made me do.

I'm very emotional right now and I need some help.
#3
I'm not even gonna take this seriously because we both know you're not serious.
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#7
Okay, this is getting a little bit ridiculous.
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#8
I love this guy.

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#9
omg dude that is honestly much worse than the holocaust and Taliban occupation of Afghanistan put together. KILL YOURSELF and post pics.
#10
well yeah, a 12 year old's stubble is a huge turn off for girls.
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#11
Quote by purplehaze2242
So in my class this girl that I've been friends with for a solid year told me "ew! shave your ****ing face facial hair is so gross..." and was going on about how much she hated facial hair, and my facial hair for a whole 5 minutes.


I feel extremly embarassed and sad and I'm thinking about cutting myself and sending her a picture so she can see what she made me do.

I'm very emotional right now and I need some help.

What are you waiting for? If you put it off you won't do it.
#12
Bitches love my goatee. Sucks for you TS.

Edit: *Most bitches (as in, only one hasn't liked it). Also, when you cut yourself, make sure you cut your face so that your pubebeard gets chopped off.
Last edited by Alex Vik at Oct 6, 2011,
#13
Smoke a joint and shave your face. Tell her shes a ****ing bitch and a shit friend and to **** off. Its all good man, every hardship you endure can only make you a better person.
#15
You are my new favorite UGer
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#16
Quote by Alex Vik
Bitches love my goatee. Sucks for you TS.

By bitches do you mean 9 year olds? Goatee is standard pedo wear.
#21
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Double that number and you're right.

What if I told you I don't know how to do the math?
#22
Quote by purplehaze2242
So in my class this girl that I've been friends with for a solid year told me "ew! shave your ****ing face facial hair is so gross..." and was going on about how much she hated facial hair, and my facial hair for a whole 5 minutes.


I feel extremly embarassed and sad and I'm thinking about cutting myself and sending her a picture so she can see what she made me do.

I'm very emotional right now and I need some help.



.............Shave, dude. Pretty simple. Can't go banging chicks with crappy school facial hair.
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#26
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I'm not even gonna take this seriously because we both know you're not serious.


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Okay let's be.
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#27
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Why? Are you a 9 year old girls who's sexually attracted to Alex's facial hair?

Shush you.
#30
PurpleHaze you fucker,I've been here for a little over a year trying to get the love from the guys in the pit and then you come make some stupid threads and then they want you are their president and expressing how they all love you!

If Kensai comes and say he loves you too I'll fucking flip some shit!
Last edited by VillainousLatin at Oct 6, 2011,
#33
Quote by Alex Vik
Bitches love my goatee. Sucks for you TS.

Edit: *Most bitches (as in, only one hasn't liked it). Also, when you cut yourself, make sure you cut your face so that your pubebeard gets chopped off.

I don't like your facial hair.
#34
I think she likes you. She is being defensive, just like insecure people will be bully's. She just doesn't want you or anyone to know.
#35
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#36
this made my day....i lolzed....thank you for these funny threads....you have my vote next year...if you are not banned by then...
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#38
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Well played tom.





Cant be worse than what I made my poor girlfriend put up with for the last week.

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#39
Quote by VillainousLatin
PurpleHaze you fucker,I've been here for a little over a year trying to get the love from the guys in the pit and then you come make some stupid threads and then they want you are their president and expressing how they all love you!

If Kensai comes and say he loves you too I'll fucking flip some shit!


Your problem is trying too hard.

Also, shit isn't censored on here brah.
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