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I prefer this version.
28 20%
I prefer the original version.
11 8%
I like both.
8 6%
I hate both with the fury of a thousand monkeys.
62 45%
Cool story, bro.
30 22%
Voters: 139.
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#1
#2
I am the ROOOOOT~!
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#5
It's still shit.
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#9
Quote by Colgate Total
Lou Reed sucks.


No.


You just have to work with him.


Obviously, nobody thought Metalicca would work well with Lou Reed and we're seeing how things are turning out...
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#11
Quote by MyS3lF
oh wow, it's actually quite good compared to the original.



I agree, I enjoyed this A LOT more than the actual version.
#13
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#14
I only just realised that this is an 87 minute double-cd.

EDIT: Also, even if this version is better, it's still got nothing on the newest Megadeth song, just sayin'
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#15
Wow, those drums sound so shit.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#16
The lyrics are still fucking dreadful.
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#17
They both suck. And all they did was just cut out Lou Reed's parts. The whole song sucked. But this one is slightly better due to one reason: it's shorter.
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so that's a result of -1,563,745,208 faith points in humanity lost, which is actually up from last year!
#19
Just the other day I was listening to Master of Puppets and thinking "This could sure use some Lou Reed"
#20
Quote by Gargantuan
I AM THE TABLE is the new FRAN TIC TIC TIC TIC TIC TIC TIC TOCK

This.

I can't listen to it right now, but I think it'd be pretty boring... At least Lou's lyrics are interesting and deep and shit.
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#21
Someone needs to tell Lars to lay off that cymbal.


Song still sucks ass.
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#22
I have really enjoyed both Lou Reed and Metallica over the years, and though I thought working together might be interesting, I'm not surprised it's not that great.
#24
The song is just really shitty. Mediocre and generic riffs, shitty drums. Then Lou Reed comes and talks to us about someone who actively DESPISES you and then James Hetfield declares he is a table.

It's just silly.
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#25
Both are awful, no doubt, but this is far better than the original.
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#26
Quote by Burgery
The song is just really shitty. Mediocre and generic riffs, shitty drums. Then Lou Reed comes and talks to us about someone who actively DESPISES you and then James Hetfield declares he is a table.

It's just silly.



Actively... DESPISES you!
#27
Quote by Colgate Total
Lou Reed sucks.


Lou Reed has probably had a bigger influence on music than Metallica.
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#28
Lougle and Motley Lou tooooooo
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#29
Quote by L2112Lif
James is still the table!


This.
I believe thread discussion can be ceased. Lou or not, James is still the table
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#30
Quote by vicarious46
This.
I believe thread discussion can be ceased. Lou or not, James is still the table


But James has always been the table...
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#31
Even without Lou this would easily be the biggest embarrassment of a Metallica song ever.
#32
Quote by Burgery
The song is just really shitty. Mediocre and generic riffs, shitty drums. Then Lou Reed comes and talks to us about someone who actively DESPISES you and then James Hetfield declares he is a table.

It's just silly.

This.
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#33
I hate how this has made Metallica fans shit all over Lou Reed. I mean, they listen to Metallica; it's not like their opinion on music is valid.
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#34
True, anybody who shits on Lou Reed is most likely pretty ignorant and unaware of his contributions to music. I think the riffs are actually pretty good, there almost doomy really, only thing is it's repeated 80 ****ing times and most of the time Lou sounds like crap, as well as Lars as always over volumed trash cymbals. As hilarious as it is, although he's saying I am the Table, it being pronounced to mean tablet, the Tablet, as in a stone with writting on it, not a table. It's still hilarious though and a poor choice of words.
#35
table... say it!
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#36
sorry... fixed!
Attachments:
IamTable.jpg
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#38
Quote by Zoot Allures
But he says 'i am the tablet' not 'table', it's not even pronounced as 'table'.


Listen from 0:43, he is undeniably the table.
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#40
Lou Reed was the only good part of the project

The rest is kind of the same old Metallica (which I don't particularly like).
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