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Post an amazing fact that not a lot of people know.

Lego is the biggest tyre distributor in the world
You are part of the rebel alliance, and a traitor.

Last edited by The9 at Oct 8, 2011,
#3
Quote by The9

Lego is the biggest tyre distributor in the world

Maybe, but their tires are about an inch in diameter
I'm rgrockr and I do not approve of this message.
#4
guitarxo is a cat in real life.
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You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

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You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

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You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#5
When mother ladybirds are desperate and have nothing to eat, they turn on their babies, and eat them instead!
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You sir, are a giant c*** and you finger will forever haunt my dreams.


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Coco-Loco is the finest bit of meat on the butcher block.
#6
Quote by izbbass
guitarxo is a cat in real life.

I think someone said this about me before. Was it you?
cat
#7
My amazing fact: double and triple posting on Ultimate-Guitar forums will earn you a warning
Spin round carousel
When your horse isn't screwed in

I II III VI:1 VI:2
#8
Polar bears are all left handed.
The UG Awards exist only to instill me with existential doubt.


For me, the 60's ended that day in 1978...

Willies. Fuck the lick and fuck you too.
#10
Everywhere in the world (minus a few small places in Africa), if you challenge a police officer to a dance-off, they are legally required to take up your challenge.
R.I.P. M.C.A.
Tweet at me bro
lushacrous loves you
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Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
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that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#11
It is impossible to fold a piece of paper more than seven times.
Elvis is the most known western name in japan.
You are part of the rebel alliance, and a traitor.

#13
Polar bears do not have hands.
You're = You are
Your = Belongs to you

There = Not here
Their = Belongs to them
They're = They are
Thx.

Quote by Tim the Rocker
Good grammar is like sex. It feels good.
#14
Hands do not have polar bears.
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Quote by HowSoonisNow
How was Confucius death metal?
You've clearly never read any Confuscius.

As I wait on the edge of the earth,
I can see the walls being torn down again
Only to be rebuilt in another name,
On a different day
#15
My penis tastes like rainbows.
Quote by Athabasca
My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.
#16
Search-bars are dead.
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#17
Justin Bieber's grandmother (on his father's side) was the recipient of two Nobel Peace Prizes.
R.I.P. M.C.A.
Tweet at me bro
lushacrous loves you
Quote by blake1221
Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
Quote by Gunpowder
that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#18
The world's fastest guitarist is Usain Bolt.
Belief is a beautiful armour but makes for the heaviest sword.
#19
A good pasty was thought to be strong enough to drop unharmed down a mineshaft.
There's a good chance that what I've written above is useless and if you take any of the advice it's your own fault.
#20
Scientists testing animal affinities to music often find that the most intelligent animals only enjoy listening to metalcore.
R.I.P. M.C.A.
Tweet at me bro
lushacrous loves you
Quote by blake1221
Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
Quote by Gunpowder
that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#28
Every single person in the pit ever sucks fat d!cks, except for me
Sig.
#29
Quote by Darkkon
Ham saNDWiches give you AIDS

fixed.
Belief is a beautiful armour but makes for the heaviest sword.
#30
Quote by guitarxo
I think someone said this about me before. Was it you?

I don't think so.
Quote by UntilISleep
You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

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You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

Quote by GbAdimDb5m7
You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#32
Quote by Darkkon
Every single person in the pit ever sucks fat d!cks, except for me


But you're not a person.
"You're not hardcore unless you live hardcore"
#33
Quote by stealstrings
But you're not a person.


I... AM THE MOTHER****!NG FURY
Sig.
#37
When Charles Darwin used the phrase "Survival of the fittest" (a phrase coined by Herbert Spencer), he did not mean fittest as in physical strength, rather better suited for the immediate physical surroundings.
#39
Quote by izbbass
I don't think so.

Oh, well it must be true if two different people have said it brb meow
cat
#40
I am James Hetfield.

And I AM THE TABLE!
Quote by Vornik
Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
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