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i dont have a penis
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#5
I do what girls do.
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#6
.....no, bro, can't say as that I do.
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#7
Do I want urine running down my leg if I can very easily prevent it?

Nah.
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#10
It's more of a shake than a flick. But remember, more than 2 shakes and it's playing with yourself
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#11
I shake it a bit
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#13
Quote by due 07
No, I just put it back in my pants and let the urine trickle down my leg.

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#16
I'll flick your penis after urination
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#19
No matter how many times I shake the damn thing it still trolls me by keeping a few drops left over.
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#20
I just pee my pants, so no need for flicking
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#21
I was gonna post this rofl, yes i do and i do it proud
Please call me Rainer, was 16 and empty minded when I made my profile.

Sometimes I talk to myself too...but never on the internet.
#22
Take a piece of toilet paper and sneeze your penis into it.
#23
Quote by CrunchyRoll
No matter how many times I shake the damn thing it still trolls me by keeping a few drops left over.

You're in a whole new realm of sad existence if you readily admit to being trolled repeatedly by your own penis.
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And have you figured out yet -


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#25
I strangle my dick until every single last drop of piss has exited.
All the way from Palm Springs, just out of detox.
Show him a warm welcome, let's hear some applause
#26
Quote by That_Hot_Guy
I just pee my pants, so no need for flicking

This made me laugh
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#27
i dont have a penis..but should i start flicking my vagina after i piss?
#29
Quote by nikki82
i dont have a penis..but should i start flicking my vagina after i piss?

Whatever floats your boat
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#30
Quote by carlos_almighty
I strangle my dick until every single last drop of piss has exited.

but then it goes over your hands

i dont wanna have to wash my hands man

i have shit i have to do
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#31
Quote by nikki82
i dont have a penis..but should i start flicking my vagina after i piss?


hmmm.. Well then you should probably flick the nearest penis after you piss. It'd probably do the trick
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Thrustor: 2012
#35
Quote by High&Mighty
If you shake it more then twice, you're playing with yourself.

What's wrong with playing with yourself after taking a piss?
#36
Quote by High&Mighty
If you shake it more then twice, you're playing with yourself.


Twice is never enough.
#37
Quote by due 07
No, I just put it back in my pants and let the urine trickle down my leg.


Its refreshing on a hot day.
#38
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
What's wrong with playing with yourself after taking a piss?


Nothin'
#40
Quote by nikki82
i dont have a penis..but should i start flicking my vagina after i piss?


Kinky.
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